Topic: I'm my my 4th bottle of wine today and I'm not even drunk
+Anonymous A — 12.1 years ago #36,843
No I'm not bert. Wine is too classy for him.I went to my girlfriends graduation in which I drank before, during and after about the equivalent of 1.5 bottles of wine, it lasted from 12pm to 6pm and I must say there was some PREMIUM pussy at this event, some real young hotties and asian babies although I only saw about 2 or 3 nigs in the entire place of about 3000. I must admit, I feel quite lucky having such a young girlfriend with large boobs while I approach 40. It just goes to show men age like wine while woman age like cheese.
Anyway, we then went to Byron Burger which is just a fancy burger place in London where I had another 1.5 bottles of wine and lots to eat. On the way home I stopped off at M&S and feeling all tipsy and posh in my suit I foolishly spent £40 on a bottle of bordeaux which I'm finishing off now.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.1 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #416,260
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #416,261
+Anonymous C — 12.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #416,268
Maybe it was actually grape juice
+Anonymous D — 12.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #416,271
@416,260 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Why did you lash out at your own mummy and daddy and call them "useless eaters" on the internet?
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/36818
Why did you lash out at your own mummy and daddy and call them "useless eaters" on the internet?
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/36818
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #416,272
@416,268 (C)
Fermented grape juice. But I'm a massive drinker anyway so through out the day I'm not surprised I'm not drunk.
Fermented grape juice. But I'm a massive drinker anyway so through out the day I'm not surprised I'm not drunk.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #416,275
+Syntax — 12.1 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #416,287
@416,272 (A)
As a huge fan of Bordeaux & quick bit of trivia for you. Henry Ford II, Drank a bottle of Bordeaux with his hamburger every day for lunch.
A burger that you wood not care for. Made of Filet Mignon which I had butcher grind while he told me it wood come out dry without much flavor even when Rare Med Rare.
Ford of course chose Chateau Lafite £700 or so and no way was I going to waste the few Lafite's I owned just to match Ford. I chose a Cab Sav from Calif which probably was about wot you paid for your Bordeaux.
> I feel quite lucky having such a young girlfriend with large boobs while I approach 40. It just goes to show men age like wine while woman age like cheese.
Amen!
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As a huge fan of Bordeaux & quick bit of trivia for you. Henry Ford II, Drank a bottle of Bordeaux with his hamburger every day for lunch.
A burger that you wood not care for. Made of Filet Mignon which I had butcher grind while he told me it wood come out dry without much flavor even when Rare Med Rare.
Ford of course chose Chateau Lafite £700 or so and no way was I going to waste the few Lafite's I owned just to match Ford. I chose a Cab Sav from Calif which probably was about wot you paid for your Bordeaux.
> I feel quite lucky having such a young girlfriend with large boobs while I approach 40. It just goes to show men age like wine while woman age like cheese.
Amen!
Premium Pussy
LOL
·Syntax — 12.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #416,288
@416,268 (C)
> Maybe it was actually grape juice
LOL
Bordeaux is in fact exactly that, with some very special care and it comes out as VERY SPECIAL Grape Juice Indeed
> Maybe it was actually grape juice
LOL
Bordeaux is in fact exactly that, with some very special care and it comes out as VERY SPECIAL Grape Juice Indeed
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #416,291
@416,287 (Syntax )
Being a true Englishman I try to avoid all French products, obviously. I love Spanish wine but when it comes down to it the French simply do wine the best and especailly bordeaux
Being a true Englishman I try to avoid all French products, obviously. I love Spanish wine but when it comes down to it the French simply do wine the best and especailly bordeaux
·Syntax — 12.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,294
@previous (A)
Yep. I also love Spanish wines. Wines from Italy and Chile makes a few I tend to use for a super Sangria. Most French Red wines wood be worthless for Sangria. I need a mean rough Red with Tannins that does not mind being mixed with fruit and the wine pulls out juice from fruit so I still want the wine to show through.
French does it best. Calif has many wineries owned by famous French houses. Mostly Champagne houses. Cal Reds n Whites are to rich to make a French Champagne made from grapes grown in austere conditions on purpose.
And speaking of Wine its tyme to select 2nites dinner wine. I am not allowed more then one glass with dinner when working. One client French/Italy based DOES
Thales Alenia Space, who makes more Eu Satellites then anyone else. They used to be a prime client of mine but alas now they are a minor player so my ability to drink more then one glass is limited.
Soon Comic Con n I be working n spending tyme in fyne restaurant with fyne wine on clients money. Can assure you It may not be a £700Chateau Lafite, hummmmm buttt if I were to entertain one of their clients and client wanted such? Got to think that one over. Can test almost to the limits wot the place will have in wine cellar! But me n GF's er not going to be drinking Lafite.
Yep. I also love Spanish wines. Wines from Italy and Chile makes a few I tend to use for a super Sangria. Most French Red wines wood be worthless for Sangria. I need a mean rough Red with Tannins that does not mind being mixed with fruit and the wine pulls out juice from fruit so I still want the wine to show through.
French does it best. Calif has many wineries owned by famous French houses. Mostly Champagne houses. Cal Reds n Whites are to rich to make a French Champagne made from grapes grown in austere conditions on purpose.
And speaking of Wine its tyme to select 2nites dinner wine. I am not allowed more then one glass with dinner when working. One client French/Italy based DOES
Thales Alenia Space, who makes more Eu Satellites then anyone else. They used to be a prime client of mine but alas now they are a minor player so my ability to drink more then one glass is limited.
Soon Comic Con n I be working n spending tyme in fyne restaurant with fyne wine on clients money. Can assure you It may not be a £700Chateau Lafite, hummmmm buttt if I were to entertain one of their clients and client wanted such? Got to think that one over. Can test almost to the limits wot the place will have in wine cellar! But me n GF's er not going to be drinking Lafite.
+Anonymous F — 12.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,295
+M — 12.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,296
+Anonymous H — 12.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,299
Are you sure britbert?
+Anonymous I — 12.1 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,300
+Anonymous J — 12.1 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,308
·Anonymous I — 12.1 years ago, 44 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,314
+Anonymous K — 12.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,315
·Syntax — 12.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,316
@416,295 (F)
My GF's are quality and have no need for Sex in2 their Sewer pipe nor am I about to insert my pipe in2 a Sewer pipe.
If per chance you are Greek? You only want young boys or the gang from Masked Turds club of fecal delights. They not only fuck Sewage, they dine on it.
My GF's are quality and have no need for Sex in2 their Sewer pipe nor am I about to insert my pipe in2 a Sewer pipe.
If per chance you are Greek? You only want young boys or the gang from Masked Turds club of fecal delights. They not only fuck Sewage, they dine on it.
·Anonymous H — 12.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,318
@previous (Syntax )
Pipes can go in2 vadge or sewer pipes. There's nothing wrong with it, if you decide to die not having placed pipe in2 sewer pipe that's your prerogative.
@416,295 (F)
Of course they do.
Pipes can go in2 vadge or sewer pipes. There's nothing wrong with it, if you decide to die not having placed pipe in2 sewer pipe that's your prerogative.
@416,295 (F)
Of course they do.
·Syntax — 12.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,320
@previous (H)
> Pipes can go in2 vadge or sewer pipes. There's nothing wrong with it, if you decide to die not having placed pipe in2 sewer pipe that's your prerogative.
Takes a village to make Planet Earth. So tell me. Do you also go down on sewage?
> Pipes can go in2 vadge or sewer pipes. There's nothing wrong with it, if you decide to die not having placed pipe in2 sewer pipe that's your prerogative.
Takes a village to make Planet Earth. So tell me. Do you also go down on sewage?
·Syntax — 12.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,322
@416,300 (I)
Port? Yea with Stilton Cheese its the best ever. 1st tyme I sprung for an expensive aged port. Shop in Beverly Hills CA
Lets just say I was beyond STUPID. Open bottle when I get home. Pour into Glass SLUDGE - Horrid SLUDGE. Tried Cheesecloth to salvage some of it n failed.
Then looked it up in a book on wine to discover - A Candle YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING. Decant with a Candle? So then on a trip to Portugal I had a chance to try many many fyne ports.
Port? Yea with Stilton Cheese its the best ever. 1st tyme I sprung for an expensive aged port. Shop in Beverly Hills CA
Lets just say I was beyond STUPID. Open bottle when I get home. Pour into Glass SLUDGE - Horrid SLUDGE. Tried Cheesecloth to salvage some of it n failed.
Then looked it up in a book on wine to discover - A Candle YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING. Decant with a Candle? So then on a trip to Portugal I had a chance to try many many fyne ports.
·Anonymous H — 12.1 years ago, 40 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,326
·Anonymous J — 12.1 years ago, 29 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,334
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