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Topic: Body fat isn't caused by food.

+Anonymous A12.1 years ago #36,829

ZLT8vYL.jpgAs you can see from this hard evidence

+Anonymous B12.1 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #416,098

fatass

+Anonymous C12.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #416,099

you forgot to put a trigger warning in your post op, reported

+Anonymous D12.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #416,103

The ineptitude of that post is sensational...

+Syntax 12.1 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #416,107

@OP
LOL
Appears size 18 fatty has never viewed pics of concentration camps. NO size 8 women. None Nada.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,129

@previous (Syntax )
There is a fat cult going around where fatties believe their fat related medical problems stem from something else and any doctor blaiming their weight is simply fat shaming because they want to be assholes. They also believe happy = healthy. So while you're happy you have zero fat related medical issues.

·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,131

@previous (A)
Yea all kinds of excuses. Once upon a tyme I for about 6 months hung out with a GF - One of the many many Susan's in my life. Her weight was 100% normal and for her height the size 5 if such exists was about rite. But she also carried some amazing DD++ Breasts. She wood go out of her way to find bras that said they were less then the DD LOL

Why R I telling this? She ate like a bird. Tiny bits of food off her plate which made no sense to me. She was RN Surgical nurse. A year after the break up I ran in2 her and her boobs had dropped to C+ with weight more for a size 4. Asked her about it and she had discovered she had a thyroid problem which kept her metabolism low and her Boobs huge.

Most puuuuuuuferct boobs! Did NOT ask to view the lesser Boobs

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,138

7phil.jpg@previous (Syntax )

Cool story bro.

+RedCream 12.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,153

@416,131 (Syntax )
> she had discovered she had a thyroid problem which kept her metabolism low and her Boobs huge

I fail to see how that is a 'problem'. A roal needs to be admitted here.

·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,158

@previous (RedCream )
I did suggest she see one of the doctors in the hospital where she worked because it made no sense to me. Cheep date at restaurants. She wood take home the leftovers which lasted 3 more days and that was with me taking bites.

Now IF You want
> A roal needs to be admitted here.?

This is TMI. Met her on a beach hike. Made a vital mistrake telling all my close friends at a party the week b4 That I had never dated a Nurse - So I meet the nurse that following week which means all my friends look at me with Wonder

1: I ask her on that hike n she says of course - but the following weekend is not ok cause she has a wedding to attend. Family wedding. Then she says Hey PLEASE take me to it and you will be my date. She lives 50 minutes away and suggests I bring my suit over n dress at her place. Sounds great. She dresses in her bed room n I use living room.

But even b4 I have taken pants off she comes out of Bedroom total nakkid to talk to me. So not even on 1st date in afternoon with windows open to neighbors she is standing there.

I comment n she says Oh I forget you guys get excited at a nakkid body. Actually I was all surprised and not excited at all.

So tl;dr almost over - She insists I have Aids test cause she does not like men using condoms and she wanted me to have lots of test b4 we do the deed. No problemo

Took all tests and guess wot? She is totally ok with every thing one can imagine including she wood bring GF in2 mix for 3 way.

Ready for the bottom line? She said hey bottom is more then OK Buttttttt - Unless we are going to make a baby? No front door.

> A roal needs to be admitted here.

Admits roal

(Edited 1 minute later.)


·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,159

dr-phil34w5.jpg@previous (Syntax )

Super cool story bro.

+Anonymous H12.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,162

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Disgusting, pathetic rapist.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,164

dr excellence.png@previous (H)

·RedCream 12.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,165

@416,158 (Syntax )

I will need some time to process all that.

Well, time, and some lubricant.

+Anonymous I12.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,169

@previous (RedCream )
process this
*grabs dick*

·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,180

@416,165 (RedCream )
@previous (I)

Oh O that was TMI.

·RedCream 12.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,188

@416,169 (I)

Genital manipulation of another soart is the ultimate aim of end processing involving the lubricant herebefoar mentioned.

Comfoart yoarself that that is the case, and in the meantime, do yoar sweet evil.

+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk12.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,196

@previous (RedCream )
I was waiting for this to show up again.

@416,165 (RedCream )
Why does you cream become red? Maybe you should not masturbate with tomato paste.

·Anonymous H12.1 years ago, 41 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,203

@416,164 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

Cool story, bro.

+Anonymous K12.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,215

@416,158 (Syntax )
I can't believe you made that huge reply to a redcream post

·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,218

@previous (K)
Ah you made me look at tyme stamp vs my work tyme. I sent a small command to a LEO Satellite & had 21 minutes of dead space/tyme/ waiting for Satellite to hit the next point on Planet Earth where I could LookC it again. I type at almost 80WPM with lots Mistrakes (sperl check saves me) So I whip shit like u often c out super fast.

Also on the loooong replies? Can while me multitasking with work or even if I am ritting a ditty for Huffington post - mite start the reply 30 mins ago n not complete for 45 minutes later as with my fyne reply 2 You.

I need to stop so much text speek mixed in because on re-read it often looks ugly (cause is ducky corrupted)

Ever see the Seinfeld episode about breasts? Terri Hatch I think? Susan's were all that n more more LoL


(edit)
Note math impossibility of the 30/45

I may have used my tyme machine!

(Edited 1 minute later.)


·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,220

7phil.jpg@previous (Syntax )

Cool story bro.

·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,226

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Shame on you. You need to take Math 101, and catch a glaring math error in that story.

·Anonymous J12.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,231

@416,218 (Syntax )
Syntax claims to have invented the time machine while searching for a way to objectively compare all of his lover's breast sizes in a precise manner.

·RedCream 12.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,244

@416,215 (K)

> I can't believe you made that huge reply to a redcream post

Sloa yoar roall. I dub thee "Fastball" foar yoar tendency to fire off a pointless poasting without first considering the details of what you read.

Fastball. Accept yoar name.

·RedCream 12.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,246

@416,196 (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
> Why does you cream become red?

There are a variety of reasons both proafound, socioa-economic and mundanely assoaciated with bioachemical events.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,250

newsmakers.jpg@416,244 (RedCream )

Your autism is flaring up.

·RedCream 12.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,297

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> Your autism is flaring up.

Yoar madpoasting never calms down.

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk12.1 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,304

@previous (RedCream )
> mad

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.1 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,311

newsmakers.jpg@416,297 (RedCream )

See @previous (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)

·RedCream 12.1 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,321

@416,304 (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
> >crazy like the fox

Fixed.

·Anonymous H12.1 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,324

@416,311 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> See @416,304 (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)

Nice douchepost.

·RedCream 12.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,338

The Doctoar is a douchepoaster from way back. By some histoarical recoards, his douchepoastery began in the Napoaleonic Era.

(Edited 36 seconds later.)


·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk12.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,355

napoleon.jpg@previous (RedCream )
> napoleon

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