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Topic: WWE Battleground 2014

+Anonymous A12.1 years ago #36,824

Official_WWE_Battleground_poster_featuring_Bray_Wyatt[1].jpgI love WWE Network.

+Anonymous B12.1 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #415,978

No.

+Anonymous C12.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #415,981

Hope Roman Reigns wins....... But I bet you Dickwad Cena will walk back out with the titles.....

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY12.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #415,983

1387839571999572.jpg@previous (C)
Wrestling is just grown men roleplaying. At least watch a real sport like basketball.

·Anonymous B12.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #415,984

@415,981 (C)
Why do you enjoy watching oiled up body builders "wrassle", Bert?

+Anonymous E12.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #415,985

@415,983 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
So you prefer athletically build black men in revealing outfits. Got it.

·Anonymous C12.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #415,986

@415,983 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)

Basketball isn't a real sport.... it's a bunch of niggers chasing an orange watermelon.....

+Anonymous F12.1 years ago, 1 second later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #415,987

sdgsdfgsdfgdsg

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY12.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #415,988

@415,984 (B)
@415,985 (E)

Stereotypes. At least the sole goal in the game isn't rolling on top of each others lubed bodies like in wrestling

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #415,991

@415,981 (C)
I wondering if Sting will make an appearance after that little kayfabe interview Triple H gave on WWE.com.
He said that in his experience, never say never.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #415,992

767033543_EVuxv-L[1].jpg@415,988 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Wrong wrestling, bro.

·Anonymous B12.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #415,994

@415,988 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Both are imitation homosex.

+TC Poet 12.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #415,997

WWE.
Read a script.

Follow the script.

Pretend you are in pain.

All to entertain.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #415,998

@previous (TC Poet )
> Follow the script
Easier said than done.
You forgot a line.
> Take a bump.

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY12.1 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #415,999

@415,992 (A)
I've been referring to WWE this whole time nigger

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #416,000

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Then you clearly don't know much about it when you're describing gymnasium wrestling, nigger.

+Anonymous H12.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #416,001

@415,998 (A)
April 8, 2014

Most people know that WWE is actually staged and simply for entertainment. All matches are scripted and practiced weeks prior to the actual match, and the winner is, of course, picked before the match is aired, by WWE officials.

The Undertaker saw his Wrestlemania winning streak came to an end in the 30th edition of the grandest stage of them all - Wrestlemania XXX. For the first time in 22 matches, the Undead becomes a mere mortal at the hands of Brock Lesnar, and his unexpected defeat was enough to dismay millions of avid WWE fans on Sunday night.

The Phenom preserved his immaculate slate at Wrestlemania for 21 long years, only to fall against the only man who hoisted both the WWE and UFC heavyweight championship. Lesnar defied all odds, including an undefeated record that spanned four decades, to steal the show at Mercedez-Benz Stadium in New Orleans, Louisiana.

Lesnar made a cheat of a lifetime by changing the script in his favor.

Many wrestling addicts compared Lesnar's questionable victory over the Understaker to the infamous "Montreal screwjob" in the 1997 Survivor Series where Vince McMahon interfered the battle between Hall of Fame legends Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart, while the Heartbreak Kid put Hart in a sharpshooter move. McMahon's move allowed Michaels to take the victory and ignited decades-long hatred between him and Hart.

"The Undertaker has just lost his 21-year Wrestlemania streak to former UFC fighter Brock Lesnar. It has been revealed that Brock Lesnar was not in fact supposed to win the match and was scripted for the Undertaker to win the match and extend his Wrestlemania streak to 22 wins.

Most people know that WWE is actually staged and simply for entertainment. All matches are scripted and practiced weeks prior to the actual match, and the winner is, of course, picked before the match is aired, by WWE officials.

·TC Poet 12.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #416,003

Just as actors

Read the script.

Follow the script.

And hope they do not fall down on stage.

And fall on their asses.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #416,006

@416,001 (H)
Actually, I heard the decision to end the streak actually happened the night of WrestleMania 30, but also probably because Brock is stiff in the ring.
Taker is a pretty humble guy so he didn't mind ending the streak to anyone though he seems to look up to MMA fighters so he was probably thrilled to lose to a UFC Champion.

Welcome to the Reality Era!

The fake fighter loses to the legit fighter.

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY12.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #416,007

@416,000 (A)
I think it fits both pretty accurately

+Anonymous I12.1 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #416,008

lol Americans :)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #416,009

@416,007 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Except it doesn't, there is barely a lot of laying around in what you tried to describe.

+Anonymous J12.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #416,010

From WWE users blog.

larger_20:

I don't get it. People pay money to go see them wrestle, Are they fighting "the more you look the less you see"? I thought Hollywood films are obviously fake, how can wrestlers manage to fake when you see them live fighting.

layi
Dont people pay to go watch drama when its obviously fake. Even the Hollywood movies people pay for.

They slap and kiss real in movies yet its stagemanaged. Its showbiz my dear -entertainment all the way.

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY12.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,012

@416,009 (A)
The point is they're greasy grown men playing make believe

+Anonymous K12.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,013

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Pretty much this.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,014

0119_dr-phil_280x340[1].jpg@416,012 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Why didn't you say this from the beginning?

·Anonymous 12.1 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,021

@416,012 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
> The point is they're greasy grown men playing make believe
Greasy grown men who can follow the script.

1. Cena is the star of the show, $3 million is a great reward for Cena, and given his increasing time out injured in the last five years, the downside is a superb number for John. Pretty much a legitimate mainstream celebrity, the $3 million. Merchandise is another key aspect of Cena’s contract.
Outside of the WWE, Cena is also making huge money in other investments. He recently launched a new fitness lifestyle website, and estimates his “John Cena brand” to be worth over $100 million.

2. Randy Orton, $2 Million Plus Allocated A Personal Tour Bus And Other First Class Travel, 2.2% Bonus On Merchandise Sales

3. 3. CM Punk, $1.7 Million Plus Allocated A Personal Tour Bus And Other First Class Travel, Also Some Creative Control And 3.25% Bonus On Merchandise Sales

...
...

7. The Great Khali, $974,000

8. Kane, $905,000 Plus First Class Travel And Accommodation

9. Mark Henry, $877,000

10. Alberto Del Rio -- $675,000

(Edited 27 seconds later.)


·Anonymous E12.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,040

@416,012 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)

> oiled up body builders
> greasy grown men playing make believe

Say no more bro, you've sold me on this. Gonna check it out. Is it available on netflix by any chance?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,047

@previous (E)
Documentaries of certain wrestlers are, but if you want live man-on-man action you can tune in every Monday or Friday night for WWE Monday Night Raw or WWE Friday Night SmackDown.

Or you could subscribe to their 24/7 live stream network for original programming and an onDemand library of every pay-per-view event or television show in history for just $9.99 a month.

+Anonymous L12.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,050

@previous (A)
> Or you could subscribe to their 24/7 live stream network for original programming and an onDemand library of every pay-per-view event or television show in history for just $9.99 a month.

Or Netflix $7.99/mo for comedy/drama/ original content. 175,000 titles, live streamed.

+Grand Anonymator 12.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,052

@415,986 (C)

> Basketball isn't a real sport.... it's a bunch of niggers chasing an orange watermelon.....

Oh it's the doctor.

+Anonymous N12.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,054

OP is Catherine

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,060

@416,050 (L)
> implying WWE Network is even competition for Netflix
lol
> live streamed
I think you mean onDemand.
Netflix doesn't have a live stream... yet.

(Edited 38 seconds later.)


·+Anonymous 12.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,070

@previous (A)
Picky picky
lol

The 100 Best Movies Streaming on Netflix Right Now (2014)
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/best-movies-netflix-streaming-right-now/

On demand is 10,000% better, because you can live stream, on your own time.
Streaming on your time, on your dime.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #416,073

@previous (+Anonymous )
True, but a live stream for Netflix will be nice.

+Anonymous O12.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,228

Do people still think wrestling is trying to pretend to be a sport?

Its more akin to performance art. Its telling a story in an albeit physical way.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,242

@previous (O)
Wrestling pretending to be a sport is what gave it structure.
So yeah, it still technically is masquerading as a sport.

Or according to /sp/, still is a sport.

·Anonymous I12.1 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #416,243

lol, yanks :)

·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #416,361

@416,228 (O)
> performance art. Its telling a story in an albeit physical way.
A most accurate description

As kiddlet I got free passes to Roller Derby - Went to see the chicks. Several wood get injured and Ambulance wood come in and take them away.

Looked in local paper to see how they were doing and nada word about the one girl announcer said was at deaths door - after a few of those fun events I said hummmmm its fake LOL

Still to skate the way they did - Pro all the way and as actresses they fooled me for a few weeks.

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