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Topic: how come whenever syntax posts they are 9 paragraphs long

+Anonymous A12.1 years ago #36,618

you think anyone reads that shit grandpa??¿ lol jesus christ

+Anonymous B12.1 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #413,954

maymayarrows.jpg> I READ ALL OF THEM

ftfy

+Syntax 12.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #413,958

5th_amendment_wall_clock.jpg@OP

> you think anyone reads that shit grandpa??¿ lol jesus christ

1: No Grand kids so far - unless there is another daughter out there I R clueless about which is more then possible

2: Odd that I often get replies to some line buried wayyyy deep in my 9 Paragraphs long post and someone gets picky or has a question or even compliment

No clue how people do that - Honest when I see stuff I posted 3.2 years ago I say wtf? which was my moniker back then among several others Here!

·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #413,959

Also OP consider this:

You could by my book Reading internet 101' and chapter 9 is all about not reading paragraphs and moving on. $19.95 and shipping is only $6.95

+Anonymous D12.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #413,961

@previous (Syntax )
For 19.95 it better come with a free syntax to English decoder.

+Anonymous E12.1 years ago, 25 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #413,962

@413,959 (Syntax )
Illegible gibberish.

·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #413,963

5-RD.jpg@413,961 (D)
Oh no decoder is priceless

@previous (E)

Assuming you b male b not of the faggot type
Image just to please you

+Anonymous F12.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #413,966

@413,958 (Syntax )

> > you think anyone reads that shit grandpa??¿ lol jesus christ
>
> 1: No Grand kids so far - unless there is another daughter out there I R clueless about which is more then possible
>
> 2: Odd that I often get replies to some line buried wayyyy deep in my 9 Paragraphs long post and someone gets picky or has a question or even compliment
>
> No clue how people do that - Honest when I see stuff I posted 3.2 years ago I say wtf? which was my moniker back then among several others Here!


dont you have a daughter that you disowned or some shit

·Anonymous F12.1 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #413,967

@413,959 (Syntax )

> Also OP consider this:
>
> You could by my book Reading internet 101' and chapter 9 is all about not reading paragraphs and moving on. $19.95 and shipping is only $6.95

is the forward about mashing the keys with your hamfists until you get something that vaguely resembles english

·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #413,970

10off.jpg@413,966 (F)
> dont you have a daughter that you disowned or some shit

Have a daughter who has no clue I exist so no way she could do as you have read.

@previous (F)
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/17839#reply_219311

·Anonymous F12.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #413,974

@previous (Syntax )

> >dont you have a daughter that you disowned or some shit
>
> Have a daughter who has no clue I exist so no way she could do as you have read.
>
>
> http://www.tinychan.org/topic/17839#reply_219311

@previous (Syntax )

> >dont you have a daughter that you disowned or some shit
>
> Have a daughter who has no clue I exist so no way she could do as you have read.
>

Actually was vice versa

>
> http://www.tinychan.org/topic/17839#reply_219311

There are way too many inconsistencies in your story to have anything you say be taken as fact

> dyslexic
> learning english
> ucla
> still dyslexic
> 70+ years old still doesn't have a grasp on the english language, blames dyslexia even though most if not all dyslexics eventually end up overcoming their conditions

and of course the obvious math bullshit you alluded to in the same post, this might come as a shocker but you cannot get accepted into many universities (especially not ucla) with dyslexia, oh sure you can be mentally challenged and still make an attempt to go to college but dyslexia doesn't really count as being mentally challenged as its not really a birth defect in comparison to most forms of mental retardation.

Of course theres no way you can prove that you went to UCLA because that would tear your whole world down to a crumble with people finding out who you actually are

I could go on and on and on and on and on, you much like everyone else have left quite the paper trail, fortunately for everyone it only takes someone with the cognisance of a potato to put 2+2 together.

in b4 10 paragraphs of "LOEL!!!!!" and other illegible bullshit


oh also I'd like to point out that your "dyslexia" only seems to appear when someone mentions it, granted you type like a mongoloid it is still somewhat readable as opposed to whenever someone brings up the "dyslexia" and then you really amp up the bullshit

(Edited 1 minute later.)


·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #413,976

Troll on computer 15++.jpg@previous (F)
> Actually was vice versa

> dont you have a daughter that you disowned or some shit

Copypasta from you

Clearly you are a

·Anonymous D12.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #413,980

@413,974 (F)
> this might come as a shocker but you cannot get accepted into many universities (especially not ucla) with dyslexia,

Dyslexic Student Admitted Into Yale Law School:
http://articles.courant.com/1995-08-29/news/9508290152_1_elementary-school-teacher-reading-middle-school-student

·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #413,995

@previous (D)
Troll did make a valid point - back when I needed to get into UCLA and that was all 100% paid for by Hughes Research Labs - One fantastic employer with later even a major Qualcomm connection - My Math grades were beyond most excellent but my SAT's on English of course marginal - I think but will never be sure the Hughes connection on my application which was hand carried by a US Air force Colonel who was based on Hughes Aircraft property full tyme must have helped me get in.

Dyslexia in my dark ages was not even understood except it was a known problem but only being researched back then NOR NOR did I No I had it. I new something was wrong when I wood view a 2d drawing with the hidden lines that most people who have one hours training or less can see the 3rd dimension - I never could or perspective drawings - I was blind to that. So it was not really the English classes that fucked me up - I found good ways around that back then - Were I truly got fucked was the Engineering Mechanics classes where one would have to look at object on table and make a 2 dimensional drawing of with those hidden lines. I could not do the translation visual to fingers.

So I did invent a way to cheat but it was legal for classes but they had no Clue - BUTTTTTT Let me say this about that cheating - Later as a Manager of Engineering Depts I still had to cheat a lot cause even in Cad drawings I could not see all I needed to see to sign off on say $150,000 tooling AND there were many of those running to the Millions.

So I always demanded a model made from drawings - Often no budget4 So I wood say - round up cardboard coffee cans shears scissors and cut and paste and make a accurate replica of the drawings in 3D - Often very often found bugs - Other managers wood sign off drawings end up with a finished part - no work and program wood fall behind while start over

Me? Never once got that wrong and it was all cause of my unique way to over come Dyslexia


and THEY Said
> oh also I'd like to point out that your "dyslexia" only seems to appear when someone mentions it, granted you type like a mongoloid it is still somewhat readable as opposed to whenever someone brings up the "dyslexia" and then you really amp up the bullshit

Actually that is very accurate - I love to fuck with Inglish n tend to do it more when someone points it out

(Edited 19 seconds later.)


·Anonymous E12.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #414,005

@previous (Syntax )
Illegible gibberish.

+Anonymous G12.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #414,015

@previous (E)
you need glasses.

·Anonymous E12.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #414,018

@previous (G)
I can read, but I can't interpret illegible gibberish.

·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #414,023

Please people all the time.jpg@previous (E)
Anon B D G F could but hey its ok if you cannot

I cannot please all the people all the tyme ..only sum ...Sum of the tyme

Image just 4U

·Anonymous E12.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #414,024

@previous (Syntax )
Do you type gibberish deliberately?

·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #414,026

@previous (E)
copypasta of wot I rote and then someone on another chan copypast for use over there n now bak at cha


and THEY Said
> oh also I'd like to point out that your "dyslexia" only seems to appear when someone mentions it, granted you type like a mongoloid it is still somewhat readable as opposed to whenever someone brings up the "dyslexia" and then you really amp up the bullshit

Actually that is very accurate - I love to fuck with Inglish n tend to do it more when someone points it out

So yes I do. FuckAlms and Mod On Point out how easy it is for them to decode my silly dumb as fuck Inglish but and stay with me for one instant

Back b4 the first computers I had to learn Morse Code and later prove it for a test b4 the FCC. Hated that shit but one was allowed to do it in shorthand.

Which is Exactly the same as today on Cell phone texting

idk, wut do u think i shud say n srt han text

English is moving more my way then Me moving towards Shakespeare way

(Edited 1 minute later.)


+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.1 years ago, 56 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #414,044

@OP
I do.
Get fucked.

·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #414,047

Decoder ring Syntax model_101.jpg@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Now you done it. They will want one of them rings you got

·Syntax 12.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #414,052

@414,044 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad

They wanted $10 now have $33,000
Tyme to get net bw compression protocol on paper with plan

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