Topic: When ducky dies, will she see Allah?
+Anonymous A — 12.1 years ago #36,445
Since DMT forces us to see whatever it is we believe in at death.
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+Anonymous B — 12.1 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #412,199
That's not entirely accurate. DMT doesn't just "make you see what you believe in" or want. If it did, I'd be eating icecream off of naked bitches in every one of my dreams, and that's something everyone should believe in.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #412,200
@previous (B)
Have you tried lucid dreaming?
·Anonymous B — 12.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #412,201
@previous (A)
I don't have time for that bullshit.
+Anonymous C — 12.1 years ago, 14 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #412,202
@412,200 (A)
Have you tried DMT?
+Anonymous D — 12.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #412,204
@412,200 (A)
one does not simply dream lucidly..
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #412,205
@412,202 (C)
No lol
@412,201 (B)
wat
+Anonymous F — 12.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #412,212
@412,199 (B)
> That's not entirely accurate. DMT doesn't just "make you see what you believe in" or want. If it did, I'd be eating icecream off of naked bitches in every one of my dreams, and that's something everyone should believe in.
this, im sick of people saying "ohh dmt makes u trip u see the stuff u dream", that shit wasn't like any dream I ever had.
·Anonymous B — 12.1 years ago, 17 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #412,213
@412,205 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I put a lot of time and effort into eating icecream off of naked bitches IRL already. I'm not about to put in more for some lousy dreams.
@previous (F)
Yeah bro.
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·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #412,219
@previous (B)
id rather fly
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #412,228
@412,212 (F)
What was it like?
+Anonymous G — 12.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #412,238
DACKEY
http://nationalreport.net/international-muslim-awareness-month/
> In a proclamation issued today, President Obama has designated August as ‘International Muslim Awareness Month’.
“The Muslim community around the world deserves our full acceptance, respect, apologies and most importantly, our awareness,” Obama told reporters. “The world has done horrible things to the Muslim people since the beginning of time. Americans have killed millions of Muslims overseas since the September 11th attacks. They are not all bad, in fact most of them are good, hard-working folks just like yourself, living day to day, trying to survive and for that they need to be celebrated. So from now on, the world will know the month of August to be a month of celebration for the Muslim community, the Sunnah and the amazing teachings of the Quran.”
Khaled Matei who is a member of the Muslim Brotherhood‘s Freedom and Justice Party told CNN he is pleased with Obama and his actions. “I spoke with President Obama by telephone and personally thanked him for all that he is doing to help the Muslim people in this country,” Matei said. “An ‘International Muslim Awareness Month’ is definitely a step in the right direction I explained to him. Praise Allah.”
Obama told reporters about his current plans for helping Muslims around the world. “August is not the only month of the year to celebrate the Muslim community. With a little bit of effort we can work every day to help these people achieve greatness. So beginning next week I will personally be working with Congress to make it easier for Muslims to become American citizens,” Obama said. “Currently as it stands, obtaining a Visa or Green Card for a Muslim person is very difficult. There are too many unnecessary background checks in place and I plan to fix that.” Obama continued, “Muslims are hardworking people who are looking to live the American Dream just like the rest of us and we must learn to accept them and appreciate them for who they are.”
Rep. Michele Bachmann told Fox News that she does not agree with ‘International Muslim Awareness Month’. “Where is Christian awareness month or Jesus appreciation month,” Bachmann said. “America is a Christian nation. It has been and always will be. We don’t need the American school children celebrating the wrong religion. Obama has gone too far this time and something must be done to stop this.”
35-year-old Paul Horner from Phoenix, Arizona told reporters he will enjoy celebrating the new holiday.
“I just hope I get a day off work. I haven’t had a day off from work since momma died last summer, I really need a day off. I don’t care if it’s a holiday to celebrate the terrorists or the bearded guys with rags on their head, or what have ya, I just really want a day off work,” Horner said. “You know what? I’m going to take a day off work regardless if I have a day off or not. I’m gonna treat myself, because I deserve it. Problem solved everyone.”
Obama finished the press conference explaining how happy he was with the American people.
“This is a great opportunity for the world to come together as one and celebrate the Muslim faith,” Obama said. “Folks, there is no way we could have had an ‘International Muslim Awareness Month’ 20 years ago. That really says a lot about the growth and progress of this great country.”
‘International Muslim Awareness Month’ begins August 1st and will end at midnight on August 31st. For any questions or comments please contact the 24-hour International Muslim Awareness Month Hotline at (785) 273-0325.
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+Anonymous H — 12.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #412,270
@previous (G)
February is nigger month, now August is muslim month?
What about Honkey month?
What about mexican wetback month?
What about asian rice eater month?
This is fucking discrimination, all because of a fucking nigger muslim named obama.....
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+Anonymous I — 12.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #412,277
no, but he will probably see rosemary chicken out of the oven.
+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 12.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #412,295
> "Where is Christian awareness month or Jesus appreciation month," Bachmann said.
it's every fucking sunday for the last 4000 years
> "America is a Christian nation. It has been and always will be.
What is "freedom of religion" Alex? I'll take politicians who haven't read the Constitution for $1000.
> We don't need the American school children celebrating the wrong religion.
> wrong religion
> wrong
> religion
does not compute
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