Topic: I am drinking Monster Energy Lo-Carb

+gavin !!I8orsyAAN — 12.2 years ago #36,314

It's imported from some country in the EU so it's only 45p a can at my local bargain establishment. I also wanted some topical anaesthetic and all I could see was all this medication for piles. There were at least 8 brands of pile cream at discount prices; this world is crazy.

+Anonymous B — 12.2 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #410,600

What the hell is a pile?

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #410,603

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #410,604

Energy drinks are disgusting

+Anonymous E — 12.2 years ago, 29 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #410,605

> Anusol

·gavin !!I8orsyAAN (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #410,610

@410,600 (B)
Haemorrhoids. I didn't think they were such a problem but I guess people just don't discuss them.

@410,604 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I normally agree with you because they taste like liquid candy but monster lo-carb has this tart touch like a nice green apple. It's a nice overdose of sweet to appreciate once in a while.

+Syntax — 12.2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #410,617

@previous (gavin !!I8orsyAAN)
I suspect your diet b not so much so good. Roids not normal for healthy people except perhaps a Preggy woman.

ALSO Me now wonders if you b the original Gavin Friend of ducky or a wanna b Gavin who might just might b a shill for a recent X?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·gavin !!I8orsyAAN (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #410,621

@previous (Syntax )
I don't have piles buddy I wanted some cream to numb my itchy ankle because it keeps tempting me to scratch until it bleeds. My shithole is small, tight, crisp and clean.

·Syntax — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #410,623

erp

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·gavin !!I8orsyAAN (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #410,625

@previous (Syntax )
Do you want to ... see my butthole?

·Syntax — 12.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #410,626

@previous (gavin !!I8orsyAAN)
Wot I did was to review YOU in past convos with ducky n others here - used TC search.

So it appears much must be going wrong with your life CURRENTLY

May I suggest you eat this 2feel more better.

·Syntax — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #410,627

·gavin !!I8orsyAAN (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #410,630

@410,626 (Syntax )
Mine looks nicer and is made of delicious beans.

·Syntax — 12.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #410,632

@previous (gavin !!I8orsyAAN)
LOL
Black bean burger. From that photo its no wonder you not feeling so much so good. Black beans sure are healthy and the way Cubans make them Rocks!

Alas that example you show is wayyyyyy short of complete Amino Acids by comparison to my two fyne examples of quality food.

·gavin !!I8orsyAAN (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #410,644

@previous (Syntax )
Black beans are actually one of the better foods for their amino acid profile.
In comparison they may fall short but objectively you can get the minimum needed of each essential amino acid from black beans alone if you want; ignoring the fact we live in first world countries where it's easy to get a varied and nutritional diet.

The doc says I'm a healthy young man :) Nothing deficient here pal.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #410,681

dont die

+Anonymous H — 12.2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #410,688

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/36316
> It's only sexy when she demands you put your tongue out and she proceeds to put her blunt out on you to the sound of your saliva sizzling >against the cherry as it burns out. She always makes me sit naked on the basement floor telling me about the strain of weed she's smoking >and how she can taste the unique flavours.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.2 years ago, 40 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #410,689

@previous (H)
I read it already, loser

+Anonymous I — 12.2 years ago, 58 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #410,691

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Is it true?

·Anonymous I — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #410,692

@previous (I)
Would Gavin fib?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #410,778

@410,630 (gavin !!I8orsyAAN)
From the thumbnail, yours looks more enticing, but the texture on the patty is all wrong in the full size. Black beans confirmed for failure as a beef substitute.

·Anonymous B — 12.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #410,798

@410,604 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)

you are absolutely right...every last one of them is revolting..

·Anonymous B — 12.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #410,799

@410,778 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> Black beans confirmed for failure as a beef substitute.

I always knew
you were sharp as a tack..

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #410,800

@410,630 (gavin !!I8orsyAAN)
I love veggie burgers so much.

·gavin !!I8orsyAAN (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #410,806

@410,778 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Who wants to substitute beef? Why substitute when you can surpass with black beans.
Upon further inspection that's actually a quinoa and black bean burger which would be the reason for the weird texture.
If I wanted fake burgers I'd use this amazing vegan burger mix which only costs me £0.90!
Mix it with some kidney beans and blackbeans and you have a real filling fake burger that meat eaters think looks enough like dead animal their murderous mouths can salivate.

·Anonymous B — 12.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #410,815

vegans r faggets

·Syntax — 12.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #410,816

Out for my daily beach run. Just thought I wood drop of a view of the only way to eat a Veggy Soup.
Dedicated to Gavin

·gavin !!I8orsyAAN (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #410,820

@410,815 (B)
We will crush you.

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