Topic: Announcing the Mark Hefford Teeth Fund
+Anonymous A — 12.2 years ago #36,204
For over six years The Doctor has brought laughter and self-confidence to the residents of Tinychan, nobly sacrificing his entire dignity as a human being for our amusement.Recently, it was confirmed that Doc resides in a backwater county of a washed-up island nation with no access to modern dentistry. It's time the community gave back. I hereby pledge $500 to fly Doc to a dentist in America. Please add your pledge below. (I've already made arrangements with Doc's caretaker to ensure the money cannot be misspent on Legos or illicit porn.)
+Anonymous B — 12.2 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #409,745
if u really cared you would have provided a paypal
+Anonymous C — 12.2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #409,747
CoinciDENTALly, the BBC has an article today about whether animals have sex for fun, or only for procreation...http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140613-do-animals-have-sex-for-fun
As a woman who clearly fucked a beaver to produce him, I feel Doc's mother could contribute to this debate.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #409,752
·Anonymous C — 12.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #409,757
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)But I'm not the OP, Doc.
Now seriously, go upstairs and ask your mum - was she raped by that beaver, or was it a long-term thing for her? Poor nutrition and British genes alone cannot explain teeth like this.
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+RedCream — 12.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #409,759
@OP
> I've already made arrangements with Doc's caretaker to ensure the money cannot be misspent on Legos or illicit porn.
There is noa way to assure that outcome. The fixing of the hoarrendous Heffoard teeth will have to wait until a moar enlightened age appears.
FACE THE BATTLEANUS
> I've already made arrangements with Doc's caretaker to ensure the money cannot be misspent on Legos or illicit porn.
There is noa way to assure that outcome. The fixing of the hoarrendous Heffoard teeth will have to wait until a moar enlightened age appears.
FACE THE BATTLEANUS
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #409,796
+Anonymous F — 12.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #409,801
make this thread again
·Anonymous C — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #409,802
+Anonymous G — 12.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #409,845
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #409,850
Give us ur bank info
+Anonymous I — 12.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #409,852
·Anonymous F — 12.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #409,854
+Anonymous J — 12.2 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #409,914
Ahhh, a good old madposting effort threads grate
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