Topic: The future is now! Bulletproof blankets to be provided in American schools.

+Anonymous A — 12.2 years ago #36,086

Finally! American children can start to feel sake again.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #408,764

@OP

Just ban all guns and ammunition.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #408,768

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
No need when they have the solution right there. Free market fixes everything

+Anonymous C — 12.2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #408,775

Company designs 20" dildo, OP will be provided with one, perhaps two.

+Anonymous D — 12.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,811

@408,764 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
The Doctor does not want children to be protected. He likes them nice and vulnerable.

<--Also, lol teeth :)

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,816

@previous (D)

Nice madpost, TGpedofilthSox.

+Anonymous E — 12.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,827

@408,768 (A)
The Doctor makes a good point. Maybe it's time for Americans to just ban all guns and ammunition.
These blankets are still good for the few nutjobs that manage to acquire the illegal weaponry.

·Anonymous E — 12.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,832

Wait, why couldn't a shooter just aim for the exposed sides of the person underneath the blanket?

·Anonymous C — 12.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,848

@408,827 (E)

> These blankets are still good for the few nutjobs that manage to acquire the illegal weaponry.

Banning guns and ammo would only affect law abiding citizens. Most murders in the US are not from from some nut job that goes on a shooting spree.

@previous (E)
Stop giving them ideas!!!

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,851

@previous (C)

Why would a law abiding citizen need to carry a firearm in public?

+Anonymous F — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,854

> Just ban all guns and ammunition.
Population control. Earth is overheating. Guns and ammunition good for the environment.

+Anonymous G — 12.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,856

@408,851 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
to protect himself from criminals with illegal guns and pedos like you

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,858

@previous (G)

So you really trust the average John Q. Diabeetus III to operate a firearm in a public place without seriously injuring everyone around him? You must be quite stupid.

·Anonymous G — 12.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,861

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
they do background checks

·Anonymous E — 12.2 years ago, 49 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,862

@408,851 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Because, Doctor, guns are cool. Didn't you get the memo?
(In all seriousness, why do these fags remind me of bronies who play with their toys in public? Like this guy .)

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,863

@408,861 (G)

They didn't check Elliot Rodger's background very thoroughly.

·Anonymous G — 12.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,864

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
he had his connections
he's pretty rich

·Bruno — 12.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,865

@408,863 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> Elliot Rodger

Was he that friendless, virginal, internet-addicted, socially-awkward autistic reject?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,866

@408,864 (G)

So you're okay with firearms being given to anyone who can afford to bribe a government official, regardless of how insane they are?

·Anonymous G — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,867

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
uh
that happens even when there are maximum laws against guns, genius

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.2 years ago, 37 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,868

@408,851 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Because this is the wild west, bitch. Pic related.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,869

@408,867 (G)

So you're okay with the idea of an entire shopping mall full of untrained gung ho fucktards all opening fire at the same time in response to a single shooter? How would you feel about the resulting bloodbath?

·Anonymous G — 12.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,870

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
sure is strawman in here
at least he wouldn't kill a lot of people then

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,871

@previous (G)

No, but the trigger happy law abiding citizens would.

·Anonymous C — 12.2 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,876

@408,851 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> Why would a law abiding citizen need to carry a firearm in public?

I never said in public. Neither did you.

See
@408,764 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

You said ban all guns n ammo. Murder and drugs are banned and you see how well that's worked out.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,883

@previous (C)

> Murder and drugs are banned and you see how well that's worked out.

It's worked out pretty well. Look at the number of murderers and drug abusers who are being kept safely under lock and key.

·Boris — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,889

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> It's worked out pretty well. Look at the number of murderers and drug abusers who are being kept safely under lock and key.

Err...yeah, AFTER they've murdered and been busted for drug abuse...

Probably better for you to stick to your shtick Mark, this thinking malarky just isn't for you it seems.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,905

@previous (Boris )

They can't continue their criminal activities while they're in jail.

·Boris — 12.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,907

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

Because no crime takes place within prison, particularly drug crime?

You really do need to get out into the world, Mark, you so adorably naive about how things work :)

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,911

@previous (Boris )

They can't commit any crimes against the general public. That's the important thing.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

·Boris — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,913

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

Because nobody ever escaped from a Federal prison and went on to harm a member of the general public?

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,915

@previous (Boris )

When did that happen? Can you cite any specific instances?

·Anonymous D — 12.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,919

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

2006, Jerome Gowers.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,924

@previous (D)

Any more?

·Anonymous D — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,925

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
2008, Marcus LaVelle.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 43 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,926

@previous (D)

So not a lot then.

·Anonymous D — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,927

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
You said that "nobody" can harm a member of the public. 2 examples have been given which disprove this.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,928

@previous (D)

I said no such thing.

·Anonymous D — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,929

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Yes you did.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,932

@previous (D)

I'm having trouble finding it. Could you post a screencap of it? Thanks in advance.

·Anonymous D — 12.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,934

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
You're welcome ;)

·Anonymous C — 12.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,941

@408,911 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> They can't commit any crimes against the general public. That's the important thing.

Of course they can. Most of the major street gangs have their leaders locked up. These guys still run things from within the prison. Drug deals and murders that take place on the street are many times orchestrated by inmates serving life sentences.

·Anonymous D — 12.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,942

^^ We've already walked the Doctor through this. He failed to understand it. Mark doesn't handle ideas very well.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,996

@408,941 (C)

Then just take away their telephones. Prisons are too soft anyway.

·Anonymous E — 12.2 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #409,043

Anonymous D is getting schooled by The Doctor.

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