Topic: I've decided to cheat on my girlfriend
+Anonymous A — 12.2 years ago #36,038
I'm going to take this young colombian barmaid at this venue I work out for drink/casual date. I'm 36 next week and feel this is like my last shot at tapping some young tang it might also be because I've never really grown up and dispite having all that comes with being a mature adult minus a wife (for now) I still feel like i'm in my ealry 20's. I was looking through OkCupid at all the women in my age range and was simply grossed out. Women age so badly compaired to men it's not even funny.I wonder if it's modern living that makes men feel young or stops them from growing up and before anyone calls me autistic that's impossable as I'm like superman in social situations.
In other news my girlfriend goes to Greece for 10 day on the 17th of this month so I'm gunna get coked up. Got a new dealer who's slightly more pricy but better gear and his timing is bang on, if he says he'll be an hour - he's an hour which is very uncommon for a drug dealer.
Oh yes, my girlfriend is insisting I marry her, I told her lest year I'm going to wait till summer so I guess I got to find a ring.
(Edited 7 minutes later.)
+Anonymous B — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #408,306
does she have big tits?
+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.2 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #408,307
Snort cocaine directly out of her cooch whilst performing cunnilingus simultaneously. (The barmaid, not your girlfriend.)
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 8 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #408,308
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #408,309
@408,306 (B)
Wait.. You mean the barmaid or my girlfriend?
My girlfriend has big tits but the barmaid is sort of smallish to medium. Pic related
Wait.. You mean the barmaid or my girlfriend?
My girlfriend has big tits but the barmaid is sort of smallish to medium. Pic related
·Anonymous B — 12.2 years ago, 2 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #408,310
·Anonymous B — 12.2 years ago, 44 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #408,311
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #408,312
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #408,313
Lol @ the girlfriend insisting on marriage
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #408,314
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
What's wrong with that? She's more traditional.
But anyway... It's 6am and I got to slip into bed all quiet like I've been there all night and totally not sitting up drinking beer and playing dark souls 2
What's wrong with that? She's more traditional.
But anyway... It's 6am and I got to slip into bed all quiet like I've been there all night and totally not sitting up drinking beer and playing dark souls 2
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #408,315
@previous (A)
Idk bcus usually the guy just wants to marry the girl & the girl shouldnt be reminding/insisting/convincing the guy. Id think that is a warning sign for me.
id say you havent gotten enough gaming done tonight btw but goodnight lol
Also whenever you can answer, im just really curious as to why your gf keeps taking long vacations without you???
Idk bcus usually the guy just wants to marry the girl & the girl shouldnt be reminding/insisting/convincing the guy. Id think that is a warning sign for me.
id say you havent gotten enough gaming done tonight btw but goodnight lol
Also whenever you can answer, im just really curious as to why your gf keeps taking long vacations without you???
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #408,320
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)Actually it was more of an even discussion, we both wanted to get married and I told her I would ask her when the time was right.
As for her vacations... She went to Israel for a week to see her grandparents, I was invited but had work to deal with plus I didn't feel like doing all that family shit. She went to South Africa to see her father who works out there, again I was invited and offered to have my flight paid but work again. I'm freelance so can't get out of stuff so easy and don't get paid time off. She mother is taking her away to Greece next week just the two of them but we're going to the Maldives in November for 10 day. Pic related.. Which should be fun
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,335
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