Topic: Why aren't you worshipping Satan?

+Anonymous A — 12.2 years ago #36,002

+Anonymous B — 12.2 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #407,931

+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #407,935

+Anonymous D — 12.2 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #407,939

@OP
P͍͎̩͉s̡s̤t̯̫,͕͍ͅ ̫̞̖̬y̱̻̪̝͡ou̪͙̦ ͕͔̬fo͙̟r̟̪̥͉g̲̙̹̺o͚̬̠̕t҉̝̞̟̣̭͍̲ ̵̦s̷̖̣̻̩o̯̪̻̠͝m͏̱͇e̶͓̟̦̻̻̯̙th̻̥̙̺͚̥į̖̲̣̩n͏̠̭̞͓̱̰̥g̭͙̻̳!̢̼̫̘̩͈

+ducky — 12.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #407,971

Cos im not massive faget

+Allah — 12.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #407,972

@previous (ducky )
Remember I own your private parts.
لأنك لم تعد عذراء حان الوقت بالنسبة لي لاتخاذ الأحمق الخاص بك.

+Anonymous G — 12.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #407,973

Why would I?

+Anonymous H — 12.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #407,974

@previous (G)
Satan gives you 750 or more Virgins. Allah only 73.

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #407,975

+Anonymous J — 12.2 years ago, 16 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #408,028

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
pics grate

·Anonymous G — 12.2 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #408,294

@407,974 (H)
How can Satan afford more than 10x the virgins Allah can per martyr?

It makes one wonder about the quality of aforementioned virgins... I mean are they defective or something?

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #408,333

@OP

Because Satan doesn't exist.

+Anonymous L — 12.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #408,339

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTJKXRmJZ1U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sUSwsCvu9Q

Because I'm not Jewish.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.2 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #408,404

@408,294 (G)
Because everyone who has sex goes to hell. Only virgin Muslim women can go to heaven. Do the math.

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