Topic: We've had Superman, Batman, Spiderman...help me get 'Beaverman' off the ground.

+Anonymous A — 12.2 years ago #35,841

Hey everyone, DC Comics have shown interest in my idea for a new superhero: Beaverman. I just need help with the back-story.

So far all I have is this: 33 years ago, a northern Englishwoman was viciously gang-raped by a pack of beavers. The resulting offspring was 'Beaverman', aka Mark Hefford.

Special powers: impervious to sleep hormones; able to withstand the kind of solitary confinement which would break a US Navy Seal; can repel all females with one flash of his gums.

Side-kick: Morbid

Secret weapon: Fuckalms

Sworn enemy: TGComix

Weakness: children

Please help get this up and running. I'll be initiating a Kickstarter campaign soon, with hopes of a movie franchise around summer 2016.

+Anonymous B — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #406,192

@OP

What's Morbid's superhero name?

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 12.2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #406,195

Come up with a more original name.
> DC Comics
Oh wait, nevermind.

·Anonymous B — 12.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #406,437

Bump for mad.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #406,438

@previous (B)

Nice madbump.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #406,439

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
You do not have those rugged good looks ^^^

<--You look like some fucked-up human/beaver mutant hybrid. Did your mother work near a stream 33 years ago?

+Anonymous E — 12.2 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #406,543

You forgot Hawkman, Catwoman, Wonder Woman, Bat Girl, Super Girl, and Supermad.

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