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Topic: ATTENTION ALL TROLLS
+Field Marshall Edmund J Burke — 12.2 years ago #35,713
Your friend Syntax, has instructed me to eradicate this site of all trolls. I have a few names he would like me to start with.
The first one goes by the name "The Doctor", who supposedly thinks he is a qualified doctor.
Mr. Doctor, you are not qualified to be trying to give expert advice. Therefore, you need to visit alt.suicide.com. And allow me to help you commit suicide.
+Anonymous B — 12.2 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #405,264
Hey
·Field Marshall Edmund J Burke (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #405,265
May I help you sir?
·Anonymous B — 12.2 years ago, 32 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #405,266
@previous (Field Marshall Edmund J Burke )
Rude.
+Anonymous C — 12.2 years ago, 8 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #405,267
@OP
If you would only kiss me, I feel you would come to love me.
I am 33 years old, and I am still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. On the Day of Retribution, I will punish all of you.
·Field Marshall Edmund J Burke (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #405,268
@405,266 (B)
I am sorry sir, you are not qualified to be telling someone that they are rude
@previous (C)
Although I do kiss men occasionally, this is irrelevant for my job I was hired to do.
+Anonymous D — 12.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #405,270
@OP
As an officer of the law, you are not qualified to instruct people how to end their lives. You're advocating inferior methods, when I, as a real medical doctor, would recommend the superior Domestos therapy. As a real doctor, I can confirm this.
Ci̟̭̼ͅạ̻o̲͕̳̺̝, ͙̮̰͎̟͔͔T͙̩̫h̪͓̥e̤̮ ̫̝͚̻ͅF̱̤͇̙a̜̳͓͉͈̟̼k̘e̦̮͙͓͍ ̯̣F͖͈̤a̺k̬̠̟̳͉̤͎e̠ ̪̯̮̬̪̱̙D̗̤o̝̟͕cto̼r̯̺͇̤̲̙͚.
+Anonymous E — 12.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #405,272
@405,268 (Field Marshall Edmund J Burke )
okay...DeadPoo..
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #405,273
@405,270 (D)
First, your an officer of the law, then your a real medical doctor...... which is it?
You need to eradicate yourself sir.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #405,306
@OP
Didn't visit, lol.
+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.2 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #405,309
·Field Marshall Edmund J Burke (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #405,313
You trolls are losers, and don't deserve to breathe the same air as innocent people.
·Anonymous D — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #405,315
@previous (Field Marshall Edmund J Burke )
> You trolls are losers, and don't deserve to breathe the same air as innocent people.
C̹̝͕̤͖̞̝i̯̩̹̠̜̬̖a̱̭͎͍͈̫o,̭͍̙͔̮ ̯͕Ț̙͙h̝̮ͅe̱͈͔̘̘̞ D̪͓o̘̰̠̤͖c̬͖t̠̮͇̖͎o̞͇̪͓̤r̟͎̙.̩͚͍͖̳̟̝
+Anonymous H — 12.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #405,358
@405,273 (A)
Check your reading comprehension.
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