Topic: is Michael Jerkson still dead?

+Anonymous A — 12.3 years ago #35,349

TeeHee!

+Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 18 seconds later[T] [B] #401,907

Yes, you moron, he ain't Jesus.

+Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #401,917

@previous (B)

Now wait.... Elvis has been dead for 40+ years, but there is always a sighting of him.... Give it time, and some dumbass will spot him in the kids section at Wal-Mart.

+Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #401,971

the new mj single owns you faggot

·Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #401,975

@previous (D)

mj was a child molesting fagboy

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #401,977

@previous (C)

> mj was a child molesting fagboy

and hes dead now so who gives a fuck? im not going to get raped by a song playing on the radio so who cares

·Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #401,979

@previous (D)

so you still support a child molester? does this mean you are too?

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,002

@previous (C)

> so you still support a child molester? does this mean you are too?

nice try bobby

·Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,007

@previous (D)

hehehe struck a nerve did I?

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,010

@previous (C)

> hehehe struck a nerve did I?

not really no, if thats what you need to tell yourself to feel a sense of accomplishment go for it i guess

·Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,013

@previous (D)

yea, I'm so proud of me......

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,015

@previous (C)

> yea, I'm so proud of me......

nobody else is

·Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,020

@previous (D)

me neither

·Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,152

They might go ahead and reschedule his world tour that was suppose to go down prior to his death after the performance at the MTV Music Awards. Technology has allowed Michael to become the first dead celebrity ever to have a world tour.

+Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,158

Michael Jackson tops the UK charts.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27463276

The late pop legend Michael Jackson has topped the album charts, nearly five years since his death, with Xscape.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0wnuTGGuAVs [play]

Just dance 'cos love never felt so good

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+M — 12.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,159

@previous (Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR)
Are you going to madpost about the doctor for a while, as per usual?

·Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR — 12.3 years ago, 27 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,161

@previous (M )
You have the wrong person, sorry. I never malign The Doctor. These two post are my first today yet I note I have already cited

+Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,180

@402,158 (Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR)
And nothing of value was contributed.

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,187

@402,158 (Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR)
can you post more links about shit no one gives a fuck about?

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,202

@402,161 (Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR)

> You have the wrong person, sorry. I never malign The Doctor. These two post are my first today yet I note I have already cited

dont post here you fucking faggot

·Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR — 12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,241

@402,180 (G)
@402,187 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
@previous (D)
Shut it and sit on it.

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,242

@previous (Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR)
but your penis was cut off when you were a child, forcing you to spend the rest of your life pretending to be a little boy online

·Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,246

@402,241 (Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR)
RUDE

·Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR — 12.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,257

@402,242 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
@previous (G)
Lol.

·Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR — 12.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,314

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDRTghGZ7XU

Michael lives on.

+Anonymous I — 12.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,319

@previous (Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR)
He could be your replacement for Jesus.

guess who

·Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR — 12.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,326

@previous (I)
Nah, he is/was terrific but he will never replace my Lord and Saviour.

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #402,328

@previous (Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR)
Many say Michael Jackson was a Fairy Tale

Many also say much about the old n new Testament Is Such

Comes down to the stories told n believed.

I like the one about (Recycled)

Anyway going back to Gods creating the Zillions of Stars n Earth and them Jews say its around wot 5400 years ago or so. God did this deed for Planet Earth in 6 days n kicked back on 7th

..............studies to include Noah n ark and how he got cockroaches n all the breeds of Ants 22,000 known ant species

Just amazing if you only consider Ants and how they go back with genetic testing to 110 and 130 million years ago.

All the animals on Planet Earth all in that one boat - You need to read that part of the old book and reconcile the added plant species and can you imagine keeping food to feed animals away from them 22,000 kinds of ants n cockroaches

and flys wot about the species of flys?

+Anonymous J — 12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #402,510

Nah he's still alive.

·Dr. FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #402,534

@402,328 (Syntax )
The flies had unlimited shitpiles to feed off of. The bigger question is, how did he keep the flies from reproducing? With only one boat as the only landing surface on the planet for 40 days, they couldn't exactly be isolated from each other. Furthermore, what of mayflies? With a 24 hour life span, they would have had to reproduce. And they have to produce lots of larvae due to the high mortality rate due to predation by every other species on earth being in close proximity.

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #402,548

@previous (Dr. FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
22,000 known ant species wood make a quick snack out of mayfly larvae. Over 3,500 species of mosquitoes. Crew of Noahs boat wood b busy protecting all the insects while being devoured by them.

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

·Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #402,550

@previous (Syntax )

What about termites? An adequate supply of lumber would have had been stored on the boat for repairs.

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #402,551

@previous (C)
I have a minor hobby of Archeology but am not student of Arkeology.

FuckAlms says 40 days so termites wood not be a wood problem but a quick wiki look and its: flooding the Earth for 370 days (the 150 days of flooding + the 220 days it took to dry up the floodwaters)

So perhaps termites lived inside the wood of the boat as part of Noahs plan.

I plan on getting Bobby2socks to b expert on this Noah stuff

·Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #402,553

@previous (Syntax )

ok, we need someone with expertise. Because if there's a test on this, I wanna be prepared.

I'm not sure, but there's a possibility that you may be required to have a diploma to hang with jesus...

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #402,555

@previous (C)
I R not so sure its so much a good idea to hang with someone who was already once hung out to dry

·Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #402,557

@previous (Syntax )

True. I don't think having a heavenly diploma is worth 3 nails and 1 cross. I mean, what kind of "father" hangs his own son? A sadistic one? And instead of it being the "son" why couldn't it have been him?

Fuck, I got to study this shit, or I'm going to hell.

·Dr. FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #402,595

@402,551 (Syntax )
40 days being the number given in the bible. Or at least, 40 is what I remember being drilled into my head from hearing the story over and over as a kid.

+Anonymous K — 12.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #402,622

@previous (Dr. FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
40 days and nights - you got it.

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #402,710

Genesis 7:12
And rain fell on the earth forty days and forty nights.

Muslims also have a similar story

So again I check wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah%27s_Ark

Islam says "Noah spent five or six months aboard the ark, at the end of which he sent out a raven"

Jews this one is new to me : Abraham ibn Ezra interpreted the ark as being a vessel that remained underwater for 40 days, after which it floated to the surface.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesis_flood_narrative

The Genesis flood narrative makes up chapters 6--9 in the Book of Genesis, in the Bible. The narrative, one of many flood myths found in human cultures, indicates that the God of Israel intended to return the Earth to its

pre-Creation state of watery chaos by flooding the Earth for 370 days (the 150 days of flooding + the 220 days it took to dry up the floodwaters)

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