Topic: Just got laid off...

+Anonymous A — 12.3 years ago #35,200

But it's fine....shittier things have happened... Fell off the horse but gotta get back on somehow..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #400,832

Permanent vacation...I'm getting drunk tonight....big time..

+Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,834

bert...Ok wot happen this tyme?

Like did you 4get to take the holes out of the donuts?

+Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,837

Fact: no one cares.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,841

@previous (C)

> Fact: no one cares.

Syntax cares...maybe you should think about the posts you make..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,843

It's not so bad though...unemployment to make ends meet but I will continue to look for employment..but first...an epic 4 shot cocktail..

·Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,852

@previous (A)

Have you considered learning a skill?

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,856

@previous (C)
I have known bert for well over a full decade. He always ends up with work.

By now he has developed many a skill including getting them holes out of donuts.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,862

What was the reason

·Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,874

@400,856 (Syntax )

How does a magic satellite man like yourself get along so well with an uneducated, unappreciative waste of space?

+Anonymous E — 12.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #400,887

@400,862 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
drunk at work, harassing female colleagues and threatening the males, including the boss

+Anonymous F — 12.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #400,889

@previous (E)
Then he'd of gotten fired not laid off. If so, will not be able to collect unemployment.

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #400,890

@400,874 (C)
For one thing u may notice my Engrush ain't so great. bert used to wax more poetic then he currently does here.

bert also reminds me in a way of my Satellites - The LEO's that move in various elliptical orbits - some more elliptical then others and part of the mix.

bert gets bombarded by glitches, in life as he moves through Knoxville space

My birds get hit by Cosmic waves that end up making a few of my Satellites act as if drunk - Then its up to me to sober them up or I end up loosing money in my wallet/

Today a new Sunspot is cracking to surface and WE ALL are keeping eyes on it given its now #9 and the other 8 have been kinda nasty

·Anonymous E — 12.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #400,891

@400,889 (F)
Bert threatened his boss he'd rape him and his family and his dog if not laying him off instead of firing

·Anonymous F — 12.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #400,893

@previous (E)
That makes sense. Bert finally putting rape threats to good use.

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

+Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #400,910

im gripped with this story

·Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #400,911

but i dont think we will get an update its entirely possible that he blacked out

·Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #400,912

@400,890 (Syntax )

> For one thing u may notice my Engrush ain't so great. bert used to wax more poetic then he currently does here.
>
> bert also reminds me in a way of my Satellites - The LEO's that move in various elliptical orbits - some more elliptical then others and part of the mix.
>
> bert gets bombarded by glitches, in life as he moves through Knoxville space
>
> My birds get hit by Cosmic waves that end up making a few of my Satellites act as if drunk - Then its up to me to sober them up or I end up loosing money in my wallet/
>
> Today a new Sunspot is cracking to surface and WE ALL are keeping eyes on it given its now #9 and the other 8 have been kinda nasty

2 days ago he threatened someone by saying he was going to "storm the gate" and leave them with (his) "foot on (their) neck posing" or something, it was lengthy as fuck and thats certainly the bert i know from tc/sc/dc/etc

then again im not an alcoholic

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #400,914

@400,911 (G)
LOL

·Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #400,915

actually i searched for the post and it certainly didnt look like berts typing style (no ellipses) but that sounds like something he would say

he will bounce back in now time

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #400,916

Triptych why you playin.....

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #400,917

@400,912 (G)

> > For one thing u may notice my Engrush ain't so great. bert used to wax more poetic then he currently does here.
> >
> > bert also reminds me in a way of my Satellites - The LEO's that move in various elliptical orbits - some more elliptical then others and part of the mix.
> >
> > bert gets bombarded by glitches, in life as he moves through Knoxville space
> >
> > My birds get hit by Cosmic waves that end up making a few of my Satellites act as if drunk - Then its up to me to sober them up or I end up loosing money in my wallet/
> >
> > Today a new Sunspot is cracking to surface and WE ALL are keeping eyes on it given its now #9 and the other 8 have been kinda nasty
>
> 2 days ago he threatened someone by saying he was going to "storm the gate" and leave them with (his) "foot on (their) neck posing" or something, it was lengthy as fuck and thats certainly the bert i know from tc/sc/dc/etc
>
>
> then again im not an alcoholic
@400,852 (C)

> Have you considered learning a skill?

Your mother will be mine for the taking...I will utterly destroy you beyond recognition pussy..

·Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 44 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #400,924

@previous (A)

This doesn't get you a job.

+Anonymous H — 12.3 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #401,139

okay

+Anonymous I — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #401,141

@400,834 (Syntax )

> bert...Ok wot happen this tyme?
>
> Like did you 4get to take the holes out of the donuts?

Wait... don't you mean put the holes in?

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #401,215

Sorry to hear that Bert.

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