Topic: What's the first thing you do after sex?

+Anonymous A — 12.3 years ago #35,162

Vote

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Have a cigarette	-	0%
Have a shower	-	0%
Cuddle	-	0%
Bury the body	-	0%

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #400,536

Pull out

+ducky — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,537

Pee

+Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,538

write in: lie about having sex on the internet.

+Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,540

@400,537 (ducky )
Wait wait Wot? Wot?

So tell us when did you lose it? Should this b breaking news OR a fake ducky?

+Anonymous F — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,541

Real ducky still no fucky.

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,542

I paid someone forty five hundred

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,543

@previous (ducky )
As I suspected. Actually reminds me of an ex-gf - As we were getting totally close to a home run she says in next couple three days she will get bladder infection.

Pee is necessary after sex for gals - With no pipe for exit they just need to push out new bacteria that has entered

Having pipe is gooood

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,544

@previous (Syntax )
Lol yeah thats true girls shud pee after lmao

+Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,550

@400,540 (Syntax )
See
@400,536 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Save you lots of money.

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,551

@previous (G)
Now you tell me - where u b years ago?

·Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,557

@previous (Syntax )
Lol'd. Years ago I made same mistake. Now I still have about 10 years left of child support payments.

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,563

@previous (G)
Was with a married woman whose husband was shooting blanks.

So he thinks its his - His blood type makes it impossible for it to be. So I went years without paying my way. But then the phone call re mom needing help with daughter accepted for pre med at UC Berkley - 6 Years which was frankly not all that costly. Now she is at Harvard Med School on a 5 year MD which is just the start - AND AND AND Harvard Med and Harvard Law works same way - All expenses must be paid in advance!!! I bought her a car and a house cause on the 5 year plan she cannot do student housing.

Very very VERY little in tax savings cause I cannot declare her on my income tax's.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,565

@400,550 (G)
No, it's the preferred method of detaching yourself from your lover post coitus.

·Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #400,568

@400,563 (Syntax )
Yeah, I got off a lot cheaper. No courts or Allred involved.

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #400,570

@previous (G)
I have no legal issues and never had. Allred was ex's choice for divorce which had nada connection with me making a baby.

Ya no the thing is - We guys who did the deed here and there are never really sure - That is if its a one night stand and I have only had a few but one never no's if IF IF

Could be a knock on my door any day - Have a story for another tyme about one ONE NIGHT STAND.

+Anonymous H — 12.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #400,577

Run away, she might wake up after all.

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