Topic: serious question for bert - troll free zone -

+Anonymous A — 12.3 years ago #35,087

bert why not just stock up on beef and bacon and cheese and just make your own hamburgers

i thought id ask because i just made my own burger and its infinitely better than anything any fast food place could hope to offer excluding five guys

shit why not stock up on booze too? it would save you so much in gas money

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+Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #399,671

To make it even easier, Ball Park has these pre-cooked all beef hamburger patties they sell in these packs now. You can cook them on the stove or microwave them. Good as fuck.

+Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #399,673

I wonder how many years its been since bert tasted a real burger. Making home made frys is not so easy. Turns out brand new oil does NOT make for proper Frys.

+Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #399,679

great ideas.. back in the good ol days I used to grill at home frequently...and it certainly is true one can easily produce a tastier burger than the chains can...I should be doing that..

+Anonymous E — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #399,681

Not trolling, but do you think an intoxicated bert and a hot stove, or grill, would be a good idea?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #399,686

@399,673 (Syntax )

> I wonder how many years its been since bert tasted a real burger. Making home made frys is not so easy. Turns out brand new oil does NOT make for proper Frys.

no it isnt, its difficult as shit so i can give him a pass on that, but not being able to make your own hamburger is out of the question

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #399,688

@399,681 (E)

> Not trolling, but do you think an intoxicated bert and a hot stove, or grill, would be a good idea?

ive been fucked up on multiple things and still have been able to operate a stove, maybe not a grill, never tried that, prefer to do that sober what with the risk of explosion and whatnot

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #399,690

@399,686 (A)
Yea I was shocked about the new oil problem and also the very very best Fries and I have had them in Belgium are still made from Beef Fat.

I am guessing they have found a way to grind up bone in2 a powder to use as fill in hamburger meat in fast food joints.

Clearly bert will not get a burger that looks like Homemade at Wendy's

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #399,691

@previous (Syntax )

> Yea I was shocked about the new oil problem and also the very very best Fries and I have had them in Belgium are still made from Beef Fat.
>
> I am guessing they have found a way to grind up bone in2 a powder to use as fill in hamburger meat in fast food joints.
>
> Clearly bert will not get a burger that looks like Homemade at Wendy's

im not knocking him for liking wendy's but man there are just so many superior burgers

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #399,698

@OP

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #399,705

LEAVE WENDYS ALONE!!!!!!

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #399,706

@previous (D)
Look at Wendy the real Wendy. Clearly she eats at Wendy's a but 2Much ea

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #399,712

@previous (Syntax )

I woudn't tell peoplew she was my gf...but I would love to play with those tatas..

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #399,713

@previous (D)
So bert when was the last tyme you had a real HomeMade Burger?

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #399,714

@previous (Syntax )

I guess it has been a couple of months..

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #399,716

Wendys girl describes dick she desires.jpg

@previous (D)
And based on your trips to Wendy's... Ya think that and your choice of drink is going 2 do wot for you in long run?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #399,720

bert you really gotta pick some better liquor

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #399,730

we care about u but you are a lolcow, lucky for you it could be worse bert, you could be pissing in your mouth like green

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #399,800

5 guys is the whip. I can make a real good burger, but their's are better. Fries are easy, cut the potato into steak fries and use bacon fat in a big frying pan.

+ducky — 12.3 years ago, 43 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #399,828

I ate steak fries today @previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)

·Anonymous E — 12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #399,921

@399,800 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Fries in bacon fat, my arteries are saying no but I'm gonna try it anyways.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #399,967

@399,828 (ducky )
Were they good?

@previous (E)
I don't make them very often.

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #399,978

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Yes

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #400,011

@399,716 (Syntax )

at least wendys does not use gutter oil...there is that..

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