Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: I replaced my lean scrambled egg breakfast with a helping of pancakes and corn syrup.
+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 12.3 years ago #34,931
I can almost feel the pounds drop.
+Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #397,941
That's just you falling the fuck over as your heart gives out.
·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #397,943
@previous (B)
Nope. Corn syrup and pancakes is healthy because it doesn't contain animal products. Thanks.
+Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #397,944
@397,941 (B)
> That's just you falling the fuck over as your heart gives out. +Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.3 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,945
Pancakes aren't vegan.
·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,949
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I forgot to clarify. These are from a special recipe free of animal products of any kind.
And I got a whole tub of margarine on the top of the pile. Healthy!
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.3 years ago, 55 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,952
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
So how come you're fat and I'm not?
·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 32 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,954
@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Because I just got started.
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.3 years ago, 43 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,957
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Just got started with what?
+Anonymous E — 12.3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,958
@397,952 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Because he thinks corn syrup is shampoo.
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.3 years ago, 44 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,960
@previous (E)
Oh man, can you imagine pouring corn syrup over your head? Groooooooss.
·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 23 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,961
@397,957 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
The vegan diet. I mean, sure, I was counting my calories and cutting my portions, but thanks to you I don't have to do that anymore! I can eat all the sugary candy I want so long as animals aren't involved. Because animal product usage was the reason I got so fat.
·Anonymous E — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,963
@397,960 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I know right? That's even worse than having greasy hair!
·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,966
@397,961 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Thanks for putting words into my mouth!
+Anonymous F — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #397,971
@397,960 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
> Oh man, can you imagine pouring corn syrup over your head?
I came.
+Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #397,974
@397,954 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Lol'd
·Anonymous E — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,996
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