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Topic: I replaced my lean scrambled egg breakfast with a helping of pancakes and corn syrup.

+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY12.3 years ago #34,931

I can almost feel the pounds drop.

+Anonymous B12.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #397,941

That's just you falling the fuck over as your heart gives out.

·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #397,943

@previous (B)
Nope. Corn syrup and pancakes is healthy because it doesn't contain animal products. Thanks.

+Anonymous C12.3 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #397,944

@397,941 (B)

> That's just you falling the fuck over as your heart gives out.

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU12.3 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,945

Pancakes aren't vegan.

·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,949

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I forgot to clarify. These are from a special recipe free of animal products of any kind.

And I got a whole tub of margarine on the top of the pile. Healthy!

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU12.3 years ago, 55 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,952

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
So how come you're fat and I'm not?

·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 32 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,954

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Because I just got started.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU12.3 years ago, 43 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,957

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Just got started with what?

+Anonymous E12.3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,958

@397,952 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Because he thinks corn syrup is shampoo.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU12.3 years ago, 44 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,960

@previous (E)
Oh man, can you imagine pouring corn syrup over your head? Groooooooss.

·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 23 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,961

@397,957 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
The vegan diet. I mean, sure, I was counting my calories and cutting my portions, but thanks to you I don't have to do that anymore! I can eat all the sugary candy I want so long as animals aren't involved. Because animal product usage was the reason I got so fat.

·Anonymous E12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,963

@397,960 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I know right? That's even worse than having greasy hair!

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,966

@397,961 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Thanks for putting words into my mouth!

+Anonymous F12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #397,971

@397,960 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)

> Oh man, can you imagine pouring corn syrup over your head?


I came.

+Anonymous G12.3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #397,974

@397,954 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Lol'd

·Anonymous E12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,996

ice me.jpg@397,971 (F)

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