Topic: Kook's story thread

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.3 years ago #34,886

Part one:

I used to have a Cabbage Patch doll named Agatha. She had special hair that you could crimp and braid it and shit and it would hold the style until you brushed it out. I used to play with her by fixing her hair, intentionally mussing her hair do, and then savagely beating her for ruining my hard work.

+ducky — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #397,518

Why beat her. This sounds like a fun doll

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,519

Part two

Five days ago a resident bit me on the ass right after he told me that I could trust him because he's a pastor. Luckily he wasnt wearing his dentures so he didnt break skin.

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,521

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Why was your butt near his face

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,522

@397,518 (ducky )
I thought stuff like that was funny. Once one of my babysitter's let me watch the movie "Mommie Dearest". I didnt understand that it wasnt a comedy. During the Bon Ami cleaning powder scene, I laughed until I almost pissed myself and really freaked out the sitter.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,524

@397,521 (ducky )
He is what we call an exit seeker. So he waits by the door like a cat and then tries to run through when people enter. I had to jump in front of him and pull the door closed.

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,529

@397,522 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
What genre is it ?? Dunno if I saw it

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Did you punish him

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,530

@previous (ducky )
Its a dramaa based on a autobiography by the daughter of the famous movie star Joan Crawford.

No I didnt punish him.

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,532

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
How did you react? Does he know not to bite butts yet

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,534

@previous (ducky )

I jumped back and said "You bit me!" and he said "Yeah and I'll do it again!" He's on some kind of medication now where he's really mean and when it kicks in he becomes nice and thinks that I'm his fiance.

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,535

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Lmfao thats an experience

+Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,551

@397,519 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
hot

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 18 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,745

@previous (C)
More like gummy.

+M — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,774

@397,522 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I always thought the daughter half deserved it, smart mouth little bitch.

+Anonymous E — 12.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,814

Then what happened?

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,853

@397,774 (M )
Lmao what? I shud check out this movie

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #402,977

@397,814 (E)
I had to file a sexual harrasment report. Which is pointles when the person has dementia.

+Anonymous F — 12.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #402,980

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
lol
Just kick him in nuts. He will remember nothing after pain subsides.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #402,981

@previous (F)
You'd be shocked at how often that happens. Now that he's properly medicated he's super nice,and thinks that we are ingaged.

+Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #402,985

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I pronounce you man and wife.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #402,991

@previous (G)

He'll sometimes try and open mouth, kiss me. I quickly turn so he gets my cheek intead, and he act like I'm being a tricky little minx.

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #403,064

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)

That is so annoying to handle every day at work

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #403,170

@previous (ducky )
That's not even the worst of it.

+Anonymous H — 12.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #403,171

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Please please do not share stories such as:

Memories of a movie where Robin Williams mother climbs on top of a patient with a hard on and that is how Robin arrives 9 months later. (Patient dies after cuming)

I think that same movie had a scene where a gal is giving a blow job to a guy in a parked car and the car is hit by another and she ends up with sausage in her mouth. (Chopped Sausage that is)

Also thanks for a nice mod edit last night

+Anonymous I — 12.3 years ago, 6 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #403,172

Tell us a story about whips and chains and pvc

·Anonymous E — 12.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #403,221

@previous (I)
Go to Home Depot and create your own adventure.

+Garak — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #403,226

@403,171 (H)
Wtf

·Anonymous I — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #403,265

I want kook to tell me how she'll kick me in the bollocks

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #403,268

I remember when I thought I wanted to be your pet.

Now I just wear a dog head.

·Anonymous I — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #403,270

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I want to be kooks pet, but a pet she kicks

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #403,272

@403,226 (Garak )
Ah that was I as Anon H

Looked it up. The World According to Garp

Garp as played by Robin Willims is illegitimate son of a feminist mother, Jenny Fields, who wanted a child but not a husband. A nurse during World War II, she encounters a dying ball turret gunner known only as Technical sergeant Garp who was severely brain damaged in combat. Unconstrained by convention and driven by practicality and her desire for a child, Jenny uses Garp's sexual response to impregnate herself, and names the resultant son after him. Jenny raises Garp alone.

Later in the story

Having learned about his wife's infidelity with one of her students, Garp gets into a car accident while his children are riding in the back seat.

He crashes into his wife's lover's car, parked in their driveway,

while his wife is in the car is giving a blow job .

Accident forces her mouth to shut hard on Penis and cuts it fully off

In uncut versions of the film you see her spit it out

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

·Garak — 12.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #403,629

@previous (Syntax )
Yes i knew it was you i just failed to see why it was relevant

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 12.3 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #403,648

@403,270 (I)
It probably would have been in the bargain.

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #403,651

@403,629 (Garak )
Since when is relevancy a matter of importance on chans?

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