Topic: Do you sneeze in two's or threes?
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.3 years ago #34,864
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| two in a row | - | 0% | |
| three in a row | - | 0% | |
| I'm a freak of nature and sneeze a different number of times. | - | 0% |
+Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 50 seconds later[T] [B] #397,376
ducky pls
also 2
also 2
+Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,378
Threes, and if I'm not careful I end up hurting my back.
+Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 36 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,379
1-2 sometimes 3
"Why do most fish live in salty water? Because they'd sneeze in peppery water"
Sneezing
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes between her legs. The man isnt sure he saw what
he did, and decides he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes between her legs again. The man is about to go
nuts. He cant believe that hes seeing what hes seeing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes between her legs yet again. The
man has finally had all he can take, and turns to the woman and says, "Three times youve sneezed, and three times youve taken a tissue and wiped between your legs! Are you trying
to drive me crazy?" "Im sorry to have disturbed you, sir," she replies. "I have a rare condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, Im
sorry. What are you taking for it?" The woman looks at him with a coy smile and says, "Pepper."
"Why do most fish live in salty water? Because they'd sneeze in peppery water"
Sneezing
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes between her legs. The man isnt sure he saw what
he did, and decides he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes between her legs again. The man is about to go
nuts. He cant believe that hes seeing what hes seeing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes between her legs yet again. The
man has finally had all he can take, and turns to the woman and says, "Three times youve sneezed, and three times youve taken a tissue and wiped between your legs! Are you trying
to drive me crazy?" "Im sorry to have disturbed you, sir," she replies. "I have a rare condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, Im
sorry. What are you taking for it?" The woman looks at him with a coy smile and says, "Pepper."
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,384
The most times I've sneezed is 11.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,385
·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,386
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,390
@previous (Syntax )
Nope. But I assume that was what you consider a 'stealth' post due to a lack of any mis-used words/creative spelling, but the anecdotes give it away lol.
Nope. But I assume that was what you consider a 'stealth' post due to a lack of any mis-used words/creative spelling, but the anecdotes give it away lol.
·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,394
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,426
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