Topic: my friends a jehovahs witness

+ducky — 12.3 years ago #34,828

ugh she was so sweet in hs. this is the second time she came to my house to discuss stuff

"do you believe god will end suffering?"
i said yes and she was kinda taken aback i knew the answer

she invited me to her church sunday and said shell save me a seat

id like hanging out w her, when i never knew her religion

i wanna hang out not discuss silly basic primitive questions like "why is there suffering?" ok

+Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #396,999

try to convert her to islam and see how she likes it

+Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 38 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,001

knock knock

+Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,002

@previous (C)
Who's there?

·ducky (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,004

Lol i am tempted togo to her church @396,999 (B)
and challenge and question everything and share my muslimhippie views and opinions on everything

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,006

@previous (ducky )
that'll ruin the friendship for sure, except it'll be on your shoulders instead of hers. but in this case its more comfortable to be the bad guy than the casualty.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

·Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,007

@397,002 (D)
Me. Do you have a moment to talk about JESUS CHRIST??

·ducky (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #397,008

im so annoyed like AERGH PLEASE so awkward

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.3 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #397,013

@397,004 (ducky )

> muslimhippie

·ducky (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,024

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
sup

+Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,030

Small review of JW's

All sexual relations outside of marriage are grounds for expulsion if the individual is not deemed repentant.

Fapping will get you expelled and you end up in Hell

Pot is forbidden

Jehovah's Witnesses believe that the Bible condemns the mixing of religions

Each tyme she talks to you she is required to submit an individual monthly "Field Service Report" They now have records on ducky.

Modesty in dress and grooming is required. (Crouch shots are forbidden)

Now and honest I really do this when they come to my door which is frequent!

I remind them that ONLY 144,000 of them can go to Heaven - There are already 7.96 million Jehovah's witness.

Those standing at my front door have about 2% chance of getting in2 Heaven and if they add me it cuts their own odds. They always blubbler and act uncomfortable because so far the body of Church has not a clue wot 2 do about this quandary.

I so enjoy their visits and look 4ward to them going awkward - They also have me on list as a Chosen one

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,032

@previous (Syntax )
That's one hell of a clincher you found. Nice.

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,033

@previous (D)
I want ducky to do this to her friend. Her friend no's about the 144,000 number cause its rite out of the most important part 0 bible to JW's

Friend probably has no clue about the almost 8 Million JW's.

·ducky (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,045

lol i will ask about 144k @previous (Syntax )

+Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,046

Itty: member of oneed batshit cult complaining about another batshit cult.com

·ducky (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,049

What cult am i in now? wtf @previous (G)

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,063

@397,046 (G)
illegible gibberish

+Anonymous H — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,065

@397,049 (ducky )

·ducky (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,066

What@previous (H)

·Anonymous H — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,069

@previous (ducky )
Can you see who wrote that book?

·ducky (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,083

Me?@previous (H)

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,094

@previous (ducky )
A winrar is you!

+Anonymous I — 12.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,201

probably be a lot of hipster know it alls in Hell

·ducky (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,203

@previous (I)
Yeah

·ducky (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 30 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,204

@397,094 (D)
Thx

+Anonymous J — 12.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,265

yes, speak of your sandnigger religion and how educated women get acid thrown on genitals & face

@397,030 (Syntax )
@397,032 (D)
they usually counter by calling that statement heretical- not a very creative bunch they are.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

+Anonymous K — 12.3 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,461

@397,030 (Syntax )
They already have that one worked out.
After the apocalypse, there will be a new heaven and a new Earth.
144,000 will go to New Heaven.
The rest will inhabit New Earth.
Circular logic always provides its own answers.

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,462

@397,265 (J)
sup, quack. cry moar.

+Anonymous M — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,477

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
sup tardragon, keep calling out random names during your special time with fluttershy

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,490

@previous (M)
quit derailing threads, quack.

·kettle — 12.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,494

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)

hey pot..

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,498

@previous (kettle )
the pot calls the kettle not the other way around dingus.

·Anonymous M — 12.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,500

@397,490 (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
see @397,477 (M)

·Anonymous I — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,502

> dingus

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,577

> pingas

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