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Topic: Company "fun" day

+M 12.3 years ago #34,827

Christ this sucks.

+ducky the princess 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #396,982

Go home immedietly

+Anonymous C12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,984

Fuck off Mitch.

·M (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,986

@396,982 (ducky the princess )
I cannot. I have to pretend I don't work for a bunch of mental midgets.

Next on the agenda? A corporate "ranch" to build team building skills and wholesome good fun.

Fuck. There better be alcohol.

·M (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 57 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,987

@396,984 (C)
Mitch, good one.

Go fuck a shit up your ass HAHAHA!!

·ducky the princess 12.3 years ago, 41 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,988

Lol!!!!@396,986 (M )
i better never endure a corporate job like that

·M (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,990

@previous (ducky the princess )
As far as corporate goes, my employer isn't too bad. They just pretend to be corporate.
Half of production showed up to breakfast hungover.
I was the 4th person hired, now they have over 50 people.

+Anonymous D12.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,997

@previous (M )
> Half of production showed up to breakfast hungover.
You work with a bunch of berts lol

Is this the first time they've had this sort of event?

·ducky 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,000

Lol @previous (D)

+Anonymous E12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #397,009

@396,988 (ducky the princess )
More like you'd never be able to get a corporate job lol

·ducky 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #397,010

sounds good to me @previous (E)

+Anonymous F12.3 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,016

@396,990 (M )
is... is it murray? has he returned??

where can i get some dogbears Oh Based Murray?

·Murray !XONm83jaIU12.3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,020

@previous (F)
In the waste bin at the petrol stop.

+Anonymous G12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,074

haha real talk, i just got laid off because i refused to go to one a few weeks ago, i wasn't being a "team player"

oh well!

·Anonymous F12.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,089

omg.jpg@397,020 (Murray !XONm83jaIU)

·Murray !XONm83jaIU12.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,095

@previous (F)
What are you doing.

·M (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,301

@396,997 (D)
No, last year they had their event at a bar downtown, lol. At least we didn't have to rope a metal calf or milk teats off a wooden cutout of a cow :/
I made it out alive!

@397,016 (F)
It's Marvin damn you, MARVIN!

@397,074 (G)
That is bullshit, "team player" usually means "corporate clone", what assholes.

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+Anonymous H12.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,306

@396,986 (M )
Hogtie someone to show them you're getting into the spirit of things.

·M (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,307

@previous (H)
Oh man I wish I had thought of that.

·Anonymous D12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,308

@397,301 (M )
> rope a metal calf or milk teats off a wooden cutout of a cow
that is seriously terribad. what kind of a fucktard comes up with this shit?

·M (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,313

@previous (D)
Ikr? And then to think it's a great idea?

The worst one was dressing the goat. A live fucking goat. Shirt and pants, ffs.

·Anonymous D12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,314

@previous (M )
Were there no PETA vegetarians to object to it?

·M (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,317

@previous (D)
We had one, but she didn't speak up until after, and then she only objected to other employees within earshot. She's a dumb bitch anyway.

·Anonymous D12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,319

the most beautiful image in the history of the world.jpg@previous (M )
wow. the one time you need them to be vocal and they don't do shit. must be the lack of bacon in her diet.

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