Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: Company "fun" day
+M — 12.3 years ago #34,827
Christ this sucks.
+ducky the princess — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #396,982
Go home immedietly
+Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,984
Fuck off Mitch.
·M (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,986
@396,982 (ducky the princess )
I cannot. I have to pretend I don't work for a bunch of mental midgets.
Next on the agenda? A corporate "ranch" to build team building skills and wholesome good fun.
Fuck. There better be alcohol.
·M (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 57 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,987
@396,984 (C)
Mitch, good one.
Go fuck a shit up your ass HAHAHA!!
·ducky the princess — 12.3 years ago, 41 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,988
Lol!!!!
@396,986 (M )
i better never endure a corporate job like that
·M (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,990
@previous (ducky the princess )
As far as corporate goes, my employer isn't too bad. They just pretend to be corporate.
Half of production showed up to breakfast hungover.
I was the 4th person hired, now they have over 50 people.
+Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,997
@previous (M )
> Half of production showed up to breakfast hungover.
You work with a bunch of berts lol
Is this the first time they've had this sort of event?
·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #397,000
+Anonymous E — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #397,009
@396,988 (ducky the princess )
More like you'd never be able to get a corporate job lol
·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #397,010
sounds good to me
@previous (E)+Anonymous F — 12.3 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,016
@396,990 (M )
is... is it murray? has he returned??
where can i get some dogbears Oh Based Murray?
·Murray !XONm83jaIU — 12.3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,020
@previous (F)
In the waste bin at the petrol stop.
+Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,074
haha real talk, i just got laid off because i refused to go to one a few weeks ago, i wasn't being a "team player"
oh well!
·Anonymous F — 12.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,089
@397,020 (Murray !XONm83jaIU)·Murray !XONm83jaIU — 12.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #397,095
@previous (F)
What are you doing.
·M (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,301
@396,997 (D)
No, last year they had their event at a bar downtown, lol. At least we didn't have to rope a metal calf or milk teats off a wooden cutout of a cow :/
I made it out alive!
@397,016 (F)
It's Marvin damn you, MARVIN!
@397,074 (G)
That is bullshit, "team player" usually means "corporate clone", what assholes.
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+Anonymous H — 12.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,306
@396,986 (M )
Hogtie someone to show them you're getting into the spirit of things.
·M (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,307
@previous (H)
Oh man I wish I had thought of that.
·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,308
@397,301 (M )
> rope a metal calf or milk teats off a wooden cutout of a cow
that is seriously terribad. what kind of a fucktard comes up with this shit?
·M (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,313
@previous (D)
Ikr? And then to think it's a great idea?
The worst one was dressing the goat. A live fucking goat. Shirt and pants, ffs.
·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,314
@previous (M )
Were there no PETA vegetarians to object to it?
·M (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,317
@previous (D)
We had one, but she didn't speak up until after, and then she only objected to other employees within earshot. She's a dumb bitch anyway.
·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #397,319
@previous (M )
wow. the one time you need them to be vocal and they don't do shit. must be the lack of bacon in her diet.
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