Topic: hey boys

+ducky — 12.3 years ago #34,760

heyyyy

·ducky (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #396,261

if 4 ppl r online pls talk and post nonstop cos i cant sleep n i am bored

+Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,262

@previous (ducky )
show us proof of virginity.

·ducky (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,263

Ask ur mom @previous (B)

> show us proof of virginity.

·Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,265

@previous (ducky )
mom not a virgin. you ever take sex ed?

·ducky (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,270

I did. they told me not to have sex and the pull out method never works sex ed sucks
itd be fun to teach sex as a hippie @previous (B)

+Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,274

@previous (ducky )

The Hippie

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.

He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!" "Yeah?", says the hippie. "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me." The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.

As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish. "Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!" "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver"

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

·ducky (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,276

Looool @previous (C)
looool kay great story

+Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,371

while only a fool would put complete trust in the pull out method...to say it never works is not correct...

when playing blackjack maybe it is not the smartest decision to hit on a total of nineteen...but by no means is it a guarranteed bust..

+Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,374

@previous (D)
Weird thing about pull out method. Did that for about 3 years with success. (Not recommending it)

Used a Trojan condom with another GF and baby was made - Costing me a fortune putting her through Harvard Med

+The Captain !PundosRBSM — 12.3 years ago, 54 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,376

@previous (Syntax )
Should've aborted.

+Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 45 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,380

@396,374 (Syntax )
> Trojan
Well no shit Sherlock. The Trojan horse was made to get soldiers into the stronghold, not keep them out. Why anyone would think putting a Trojan on their horse is going to do the opposite is beyond me.

+Anonymous H — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,382

@396,376 (The Captain !PundosRBSM)
Syntax wasn't the one that got pregnant, it doesn't work that way.

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,383

@396,380 (G)
Excellent points. Reason for failure was in fact probably do to a lot of horsing around. Condoms not so much so good for multiple changes of positions.

Condoms n Kama Sutra a total fail.

·Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,386

@previous (Syntax )
Basically, condoms are designed for people who don't know how to have sex, so multiple positions isn't something that comes up in testing.

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,394

@previous (G)
Hate them really do and I think most people do. Rare I used one considering been around almost a Century.

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,405

@396,376 (The Captain !PundosRBSM)

only stupid shitheads so casually endorse abortion..

if the condom fits...wear it..

·The Captain !PundosRBSM — 12.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,408

@previous (D)
You should've been aborted.

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,419

@396,405 (D)
Or people who are more invested in the situation.

+Anonymous J — 12.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,422

@396,408 (The Captain !PundosRBSM)
Lolthis

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,423

@396,408 (The Captain !PundosRBSM)

your mom said she told all her friends she'd french kiss as many times as they wanted for a quarter a pop when she was trying to raise money to abort you.....she only made 50 cents though...and here you are..

·Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,426

@previous (D)
Abortions are free. All you need is a coat hanger.

+Anonymous K — 12.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,428

Ducky show us your hijab

·ducks (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,431

Abortions are dumb
i dont care

·Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,459

@previous (ducks )

thank you for speaking up and saying abortions are dumb...you are awesome..

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,461

Abortion in OUR CASE was not an option because the GF Married GF was trying to have a child (we found out later he was shooting blanks)

According to Genesis 38:9

If man spills his seed on ground, God will strike him dead.

It says that in old bible language

Then Judah said to Onan, "Go in to your brother's wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother." 9Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother's wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. 10But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.

The Bible
The Bible does not say anything specifically about masturbation. However, there is one Bible passage that has sometimes been interpreted as a condemnation of masturbation:

Then Judah said to Onan, "Lie with your brother's wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to produce offspring for your brother." But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the LORD's sight; so he put him to death also. (NIV, Genesis 38:8-10)

Using Google

What Onan did was not masturbation, but a form of birth control known as coitus interruptus. Onan's actual sin was probably his resistance to the Old Testament custom of providing offspring for his deceased brother by impregnating his widow. However a parallel is sometimes drawn between Onan's act and the wasting of the semen that occurs when males masturbate.

Roman Catholic

2352 By masturbation is to be understood the deliberate stimulation of the genital organs in order to derive sexual pleasure. "Both the Magisterium of the Church, in the course of a constant tradition, and the moral sense of the faithful have been in no doubt and have firmly maintained that masturbation is an intrinsically and gravely disordered action." "The deliberate use of the sexual faculty, for whatever reason, outside of marriage is essentially contrary to its purpose." For here sexual pleasure is sought outside of "the sexual relationship which is demanded by the moral order and in which the total meaning of mutual self-giving and human procreation in the context of true love is achieved."

To form an equitable judgment about the subjects' moral responsibility and to guide pastoral action, one must take into account the affective immaturity, force of acquired habit, conditions of anxiety or other psychological or social factors that lessen, if not even reduce to a minimum, moral culpability.

·Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,487

@previous (Syntax )
But, it would be Onan's offspring. If god refused to magically impregnate the woman, then he's not going to magically make the sperm into Onan's brother's sperm. And why are you required to have sex with your sister in law if your brother dies? What the fuck?

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,488

@previous (G)
To reply to this I wood have to revel stuff never mentioned on net.

I can say this. Being in same room with my Sis in Law? I go out of way to make this NOT NOT NOT happen

·Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,490

@previous (Syntax )
To explain bible nonsense you'd have to reveal personal info?
I think I hear a 'syntax claims' post coming on...

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,493

@previous (G)
Naw it was more a matter of some stuff my brother not need no about - He does know I dislike my Sis in law with a passion

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