Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: Does this newly leaked joked about stealing beverages surprise you?
+Anonymous A — 12.3 years ago #34,751

I tried shoplifting once. I tried to sneak out with six cans of Sprite, but when security checked my bag he discovered I'd picked seven up.
Well?
C̫̤͕̱ia̦̞o̠̩̯,̖̝̠͎ ̫̪T͎̖̱h͙̫ͅe̩͈̗̘̱̰̦ ̲Dͅo̘̞c͈̣̩͕t̘͉o͕̙̥̗r̰.̣̫̼̻ͅ
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
| Sprite. | - | 0% | |
| Boners. | - | 0% | |
+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 12.3 years ago, 43 minutes later[T] [B] #396,151
That actually made me chuckle.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #396,159
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> perfectly refreshed and unthirsty
C̳̮͙̠͕͉i͚̪͉̼͍a̫͈̥o̖̜̦̪,̯͎ ̬̞͇̪T̖͚̱h̭̻͓͍̤̥eͅ ̰ͅD̲̜o͓̯͎̻͖c͚͙͎̟t̤̯̺̙̲͕o͕͖̠r.͉
+Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #396,164
@previous (A)
> perfectly legible
As a doctor, I can confirm this.
C̻̲͕͚̙͍̥i̯̺a̳o̟̪̼̤,̠͎̩̭̬̫͚̲ ̪͇̻̪̲͎̝͈ͅT͇̘̻̻h͕̺̗̫̪̥̫̩e̯͈͈ ̦D̟͙̙ọ̙̳̮̟̪͖c̩͉͎̜t͍̹͈̠o̯̮̫̙r̙̮̤̗͖̬.̳̯̲̰̱͍̜̱
+Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,169
+ducky the princess — 12.3 years ago, 11 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,313
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