Topic: At what age did ducky lost her virginity

+Anonymous A — 12.3 years ago #34,740

Its very important that I know

+Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 47 seconds later[T] [B] #396,033

*lose her virginity
*lose
fucking dumass

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

+Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,034

@OP

She live in Canada. Modern technology allows ducky to lose and restore virginity multiple times.

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/07/06/virgin-surgery-practiced-in-canada

tl;dr?

You lose it...They restore it for a small fee.

+Anonymous D — 12.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #396,036

+Anonymous E — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,049

I believe Virginity was her first cat's name. That kitten an hero'd himself after only 2 years of living with ducky. Ducky was about twelve at that time.

+ducky — 12.3 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,054

Ugh lol no lol great imagination @previous (E)

+Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,058

@OP
TBD.

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,061

Wot @previous (Syntax )

+Sheik Yiboudi — 12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,083

2 GOATS FOR VIRGIN. I PAY ONLY 1 GOAT FOR DUCKY

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,101

if u r nogod, DIE @previous (Sheik Yiboudi )

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,105

@396,061 (ducky )
Dat Syntax not Thee Syntax.

So that aside.

Hole are you today?

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,106

Gettin my phone fixed @previous (Syntax )

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,107

@previous (ducky )
How did u break it?

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 46 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,108

Design or system flaw wil probably lose all my stuff @previous (Syntax )

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,109

@previous (ducky )
Only trust a really really good fix it place. They can pull all off for you and load it to a safe place.

Sure the guys in that fix it place can enjoy those er er er tasty selfies - Alas its a small price to b paid to save everything else.

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,111

Hahah no nudes. idunno a lot of ppl and he fixd my phone last time @previous (Syntax )
he told me straught away ill prolly lose my stuff

+Anonymous I — 12.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,156

@396,101 (ducky )
That's a bit harsh. 1 goat seems fair

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,162

@previous (I)
Personally I'd give two goats for her. That's how much I like ducky.

·Anonymous C — 12.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,163

Goat Stew

2 onion (medium, roughly chopped)
2 cloves garlic (chopped)
2 carrots (large, diced)
3 stalks celery (chopped)
1/2 pepper (Scotch Bonnet, seeded and chopped, while handling, protect hands and eyes and avoid breathing in fumes)
2 lbs meat (boneless goat, cubed)
salt
black ground pepper
1/4 cup canola oil
1/4 cup butter
? Tasty tip
6 ozs tomato paste
1 cup vegetable stock (or red or white wine)
2 tomatoes (chopped)
2 tbsps chopped parsley

Directions

Combine onions, garlic, carrots, celery and pepper in a large bowl. Season the meat with salt and pepper, and toss meat with the vegetables. (Protect yourself from contact with Scotch Bonnet peppers.) Cover and marinate in the refrigerator for at least 2 hours, (the longer the better).

Heat the oil and butter in a large saucepan, and add the meat/vegetable mixture, browning all sides of meats and cooking for a few minutes to integrate flavors. Add the tomato paste and stock, cover and reduce heat. Simmer until meat is fork tender, at least 1 1/2 to 2 hours, checking occasionally to make sure there is adequate liquid in the pot. (This recipe is also great cooked slowly in a crock pot.) Once the meat is tender, add the chopped tomato and parsley and serve.

·Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,168

@previous (C)
Ok, syntax.

·Syntax — 12.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,170

@previous (G)
You are most welcome.

Goat meat by the by is very low in fat. Healthy biblical stuff.

·Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 36 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #396,185

@previous (Syntax )
I thought anything with a cloven hoof was considered unclean by OT standards?

·ducky — 12.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #396,258

mid to late 50s

·Anonymous G — 12.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #396,349

@previous (ducky )
Cougar. Kinky.

·ducky the princess — 12.3 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #396,350

ill look like im in my 20s @previous (G)

·Anonymous E — 12.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #396,352

@previous (ducky the princess )
Only if you start wearing a veil and avoid sunlight.

·ducky the princess — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #396,354

Suns good for you, at least if youre not white @previous (E)

·Anonymous E — 12.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #396,356

@previous (ducky the princess )
Yes, unfortunately that's one of the disadvantages of having white skin. But hey, at least we still get to enjoy all the other white privileges, like the secret parking spaces at the mall you non-whites don't know about.

·ducky the princess — 12.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #396,357

Thats ok, i dont care about mall parking omg white people@previous (E)

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