Topic: What would you do if the prophet Muhammad visited you in your dream with an important message?

+The Captain !PundosRBSM — 12.3 years ago #34,692

I would shit on his face.

+Anonymous B — 12.3 years ago, 4 hours later[T] [B] #395,502

@OP
But did the prophet give you analingis in your shit filled dreams?

·The Captain !PundosRBSM (OP) — 12.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #395,522

@previous (B)
This is a 'what if' scenario only.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #395,549

I would ask him if forbidding muslims to eat bacon is a ploy to keep it all for himself.

+The Doctor — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #395,551

I would ask him for a 9 year old bride like he had.

+Kobo !wV79//1ryE — 12.3 years ago, 55 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #395,569

I would realise it was the FBI trying to lure me into one of their manufactured terrorism plots with their DREAManipulator5000 so there isn't much to do besides telling Muhammad to fuck off and going back to sleep.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #395,572

@395,551 (The Doctor )

Nice madpost, TGpedoSox.

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #395,598

I'd know I was dreaming.

+Sean Kinnier — 12.3 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #395,716

i poop on prophet Muhammads head!!!!

·Kobo !wV79//1ryE — 12.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #395,786

@395,598 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
But what would you do during this lucid dream then?

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #395,818

@previous (Kobo !wV79//1ryE)
Change the channel to this.

+Anonymous I — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #395,821

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
An acceptable response.

·Chef Excellence — 12.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #395,896

@395,818 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
@previous (I)
' 'An Excellent Response' '

+Anonymous J — 12.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #395,922

@395,818 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Do her Curtains match her Drapes?

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #395,934

@previous (J)
I think you mean does her carpet match the drapes.

Yes.

+Anonymous K — 12.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #395,939

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Show us please please.

·Anonymous J — 12.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #395,943

@395,934 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
I confused drapes (labia) with carpet. Shave carpet & all you have is drapes.

Wait, that is oxymoron.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

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