Topic: Would you blow Jesus if it ensured you a spot in Heaven?
+The Captain !PundosRBSM — 12.4 years ago #34,525
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| I would blow Jesus if it ensured me a spot in Heaven. | - | 0% | |
| I wouldn't blow Jesus even if it ensured me a spot in Heaven. | - | 0% |
+Anonymous B — 12.4 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #393,969
Sarah Palin told Sean Hannity she believes Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 “accidentally flew too high and got stuck in heaven.”
+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #393,988
A spot in heaven? Shit. I'd blow him if he can guarantee to change me female.
I heard he can do that.
I heard he can do that.
·Syntax — 12.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #393,989
Cathy albeit its said Jesus could turn water in2 wine - I suspect if you gave him a BJ he wood pee in2 your mouth n doubt that wood b enough to convert u in2 female.
+Anonymous D — 12.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #393,990
The fucks wrong with you idiots
+Anonymous E — 12.4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #393,999
+Anonymous F — 12.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #394,005
@393,988 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I think it generally involves being reincarnated, which may not quite be what you had hoped for.
I think it generally involves being reincarnated, which may not quite be what you had hoped for.
·The Captain !PundosRBSM (OP) — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #394,021
+Antikhristos — 12.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #394,025
I would blow Jesus if it ment I could control demons. Fuck it, I would blow any guy for any reason.
·Anonymous F — 12.4 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #394,051
·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 12.4 years ago, 12 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #394,165
·The Captain !PundosRBSM (OP) — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #394,167
@394,025 (Antikhristos )> I would blow Jesus if it ment I could control demons.
No such thing as "Jesus".
+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.4 years ago, 44 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #394,173
+Anonymous I — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #394,176
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #394,177
·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.4 years ago, 35 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #394,179
@394,176 (I)You only get a single ten minute break during your sixteen hour shift, and you wasted it on Tinychan. Nice going.
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