Topic: She literally uses her vagina like a purse. She stuffs it with money, Motrin, keys, you know, purse
+Anonymous A — 12.4 years ago #34,453
http://www.owningpink.com/blogs/owning-pink/the-girlfriend-md-s-4-kookiest-vagina-stories
her Passion Flower
It was 3:00a.m., and Mildred, a frequent flyer to our ER, showed up for the umpteenth time complaining of pain in her “passion flower.” The nurse felt compelled to warn me, “Just so you know, Mildred uses her vagina like a purse.”
Thinking the nurse was euphemistically informing me that Mildred was a prostitute, I asked how long she’d been hooking. The nurse explained, “No, she’s not a prostitute. She literally uses her vagina like a purse. She stuffs it with money, Motrin, keys... you know, purse stuff.”
I went to see Mildred, who politely shook my hand. “Oh, hi Doc,” she said. “Let me get ‘er ready for ya, sweetie.” She then proceeded to pull down her pants and begin yanking things out of her vagina like it was Mary Poppins's magic carpet bag (or, in this case, carpet box). There was a plastic baggie of pills, a wad of bills, a tube of lipstick, a pen. Half expecting her to pull out a red scarf that magically turns into a bouquet of flowers, I was on the verge of busting out laughing, when I suddenly realized that there was something very wrong with this picture.
her Passion Flower
It was 3:00a.m., and Mildred, a frequent flyer to our ER, showed up for the umpteenth time complaining of pain in her “passion flower.” The nurse felt compelled to warn me, “Just so you know, Mildred uses her vagina like a purse.”
Thinking the nurse was euphemistically informing me that Mildred was a prostitute, I asked how long she’d been hooking. The nurse explained, “No, she’s not a prostitute. She literally uses her vagina like a purse. She stuffs it with money, Motrin, keys... you know, purse stuff.”
I went to see Mildred, who politely shook my hand. “Oh, hi Doc,” she said. “Let me get ‘er ready for ya, sweetie.” She then proceeded to pull down her pants and begin yanking things out of her vagina like it was Mary Poppins's magic carpet bag (or, in this case, carpet box). There was a plastic baggie of pills, a wad of bills, a tube of lipstick, a pen. Half expecting her to pull out a red scarf that magically turns into a bouquet of flowers, I was on the verge of busting out laughing, when I suddenly realized that there was something very wrong with this picture.
(Edited 19 seconds later.)
+Anonymous B — 12.4 years ago, 59 minutes later[T] [B] #393,368
I do not understand why all women do not do this..
+ducky — 12.4 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #393,369
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #393,393
+Itna !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #393,398
Drugs, paraphernalia, weapons, or cash maybe, but only for special occasions.
Not for keys, motrin, cell phones, loose change, etc.
@393,368 (B)
Do you use your rectum as a purse, Bert?
Not for keys, motrin, cell phones, loose change, etc.
@393,368 (B)
Do you use your rectum as a purse, Bert?
+Anonymous E — 12.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #393,401
·Itna !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #393,403
·Syntax (OP) — 12.4 years ago, 47 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #393,412
@previous (Itna !M6R0eWkIpk)
OK So yes I posted this strange topic.
Back as Kiddlet I used to make homemade Nitroglycerin. In theory being just two ingredients is appears simple.
In practice its very difficult and I did it by remote control (Strings n pulleys) on a wagon in a dirt field near home.
Anyway I decided to make Dynamite and used Tampons. No not used Tampons (Fresh brand new Tampons)
Related Video 49 seconds of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63O95k8Mskk
OK So yes I posted this strange topic.
Back as Kiddlet I used to make homemade Nitroglycerin. In theory being just two ingredients is appears simple.
In practice its very difficult and I did it by remote control (Strings n pulleys) on a wagon in a dirt field near home.
Anyway I decided to make Dynamite and used Tampons. No not used Tampons (Fresh brand new Tampons)
Related Video 49 seconds of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63O95k8Mskk
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #393,416
+Anonymous G — 12.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #393,417
·Anonymous E — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #393,452
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