Topic: christians doin it right

+ducky — 12.4 years ago #34,407

+Syntax — 12.4 years ago, 27 minutes later[T] [B] #392,851

This will end up as fail.

When they do connect she will discover he cannot get it up nor will he eat her out.

He will discover She lays there like a wet blanket nor will she go down on him.

+The Captain !PundosRBSM — 12.4 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #392,856

Christians are fucking stupid.

+Anonymous D — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,865

> she sprays water on her face
fake cumshot
> he eats a potato
a muffin or a taco or roast beef would seem more logical

·ducky (OP) — 12.4 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,867

@previous (D)
they get in the mood after dinner. maybe delicious food makes him horny, and a raw potato is gross so it turns him off

·Syntax — 12.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,868

@392,865 (D)
If he were to eat her delicious taco - then perhaps it all works out.

Married 25 months and only kissing? They both dumb as fuck.

@previous (ducky )
Can anyone imagine this couple as anything but dumb as fuck?

·Anonymous D — 12.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,870

@previous (Syntax )
Well, as long they keep this up, she won't be baking in her oven, so there's no risk of passing it on.

·Syntax — 12.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,871

@previous (D)
Excellent point.

+Anonymous E — 12.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,874

we often scoff at what we do not understand

·Anonymous D — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,890

@previous (E)
Ok Mr. Virgin

+Anonymous F — 12.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,927

Meanwhile, he's furiously wacking it to gay wrestling porn.

+Anonymous G — 12.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,937

@previous (F)
UFC fan detected

+>8( — 12.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,938

@392,865 (D)

> >she sprays water on her face
> fake cumshot
> >he eats a potato
> a muffin or a taco or roast beef would seem more logical

FUCK THIS BEEF SHIT!!!!

·Anonymous F — 12.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,942

@392,937 (G)
University of Fag Chan?

·Anonymous G — 12.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,943

@previous (F)
yes

+Anonymous I — 12.4 years ago, 25 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,944

·Anonymous F — 12.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,972

@392,943 (G)

·Anonymous D — 12.4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,973

@previous (F)
where's the rest?

·Anonymous G — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,975

@previous (D)
Do you want another TLA?

·Anonymous D — 12.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #393,022

@previous (G)
no thanks, I'd prefer to just FASUMA

·Anonymous F — 12.4 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #393,248

@392,973 (D)
On the 2nd page.

@previous (D)
HAHAHA

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Anonymous J — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #393,265

@392,927 (F)
> implying theres any other kind of wrestling

+Anonymous K — 12.4 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #393,321

@392,972 (F)
TTYL?

·ducky (OP) — 12.4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #393,328

@392,874 (E)
wat

·Anonymous F — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #393,336

@393,265 (J)
True.

@393,321 (K)
Right on man! Sya!

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.4 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #393,381

@previous (F)
wouldn't it be cya?

·Anonymous F — 12.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #393,405

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You've added an extra layer of acronymistic goodness. I came.

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