Topic: Does this comparison of The Doctor's last 7 years with those of a normal human being surprise you?

+Anonymous A — 12.4 years ago #34,279

Normal man in his 30s:

2008: traveled. Bought a new car. Climbed the career ladder.
2009: traveled some more. Got engaged. Learnt to play guitar.
2010: upgraded to a 3-bedroom. Got married. Traveled through Europe.
2011: started own company. 1st child born. Took flying lessons.
2012: bought executive box at West Ham. Company turnover hit a million. Traveled.
2013: 2nd child born. Bought 2nd home by Lake Como. Got pilot's license.
2014: played in a band with some friends for fun. Cycled in the Sierra Nevada. Traveled.

The Doctor:

2008: adopted internet persona. Found out everything I could about others internet users. Posted on internet boards.
2009: found a penis picture of a guy on the internet. Learnt the real first name of another guy on the internet. Posted on internet boards.
2010: found out more information about a guy on the internet. Saved more little pictures from the internet. Posted on internet boards.
2011: updated my files with new information about internet users. Invented a new internet persona. Posted on internet boards.
2012: found a penis picture of another guy on the internet. Saved and filed it. Washed bed sheets. Posted on internet boards.
2013: updated my files on 2 internet kids, Vocalon and Triptych. Paid close attention to their internet lives. Posted on internet boards.
2014: made notes on some new internet personas, Autphag and Bert. Carefully filed all known information. Posted on internet boards.

(inb4 Doc-fellator chimes in with BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW, YOU'RE STALKING MY DOCCY6YEARS!!!)

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+Anonymous B — 12.4 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #391,973

10/10

+Anonymous C — 12.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #391,974

2014 in regular mans life did not happen, he has two kids to deal with now

+Anonymous D — 12.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #391,975

How do you fit so much asspain into one post @OP?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #391,978

@previous (D)

> How do you fit so much asspain into one post @OP?

Actually I was laughing at his desperately sad overview of a bunch of made-up internet characters he really shouldn't give a shit about, but does, to the extent of filing every last shred of info he can find.

http://www.tinychan.org/topic/34278

I notice you neglected to accuse him of being ass-pained in that thread for spending God knows how long accumulating all this meaningless info over a 6 year period...

+Anonymous E — 12.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #391,979

@OP

You missed Docs fetish. He salivates for Dr. Phil.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #391,985

@OP
@391,973 (B)
@391,974 (C)
@previous (E)

Nice madpost, BobbyFucktardComix.

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #391,989

tl;dr

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.4 years ago, 36 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #391,992

@391,985 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)

You too have become quite the item, haven't you? It's nice you both found love on the internet.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #391,993

@previous (A)

Cool stoty, TGfucktardSox. See @391,985 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

+Anonymous H — 12.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #391,994

@391,992 (A)
I lol'd

+Anonymous I — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,007

@OP
So much effort, does it ease your mad?

And you wish you traveled instead of following the doc, don't you?

·Anonymous D — 12.4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,009

@previous (I)

His autism makes him not notice this.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,010

@392,007 (I)

> So much effort

lol, I know man, the sheer amount of exhaustive detail he put into those biographies of made-up internet personas was desperately hilarious.

+itnA — 12.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #392,039

@OP
Okay, CPcomix.

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