Topic: Atheists getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
+Anonymous A — 12.4 years ago #34,145
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2595943/Did-animals-really-float-two-two-Noahs-Ark-coped-animal-claim-physicists.html
Okay, so riddle me this atheists:
If the story of Noahs Ark was pulled out of the ass of some desert sheep herder jews, then how come:
1) The exact and correct meassurements of the Ark, that fit modern scientific criteria in terms of masterful engineering, which made it operational? How would some desert nomad madman know how to build a fucking Ark as big as three football fields and as high as a five-floor-building that would also be able to swim and carry the weight of 2.15 million sheep which would be enough to save all species?
2) If the story is pulled out of their ass, then why are the meassurements correct in the first place? I would imagine a fairy tale from superstitional desert nomads would not contain an acurate plan - and if it did, it surely would not be correct to be able to swim and hold the weight of 2.15 million sheep.
> Blown the fuck out
Okay, so riddle me this atheists:
If the story of Noahs Ark was pulled out of the ass of some desert sheep herder jews, then how come:
1) The exact and correct meassurements of the Ark, that fit modern scientific criteria in terms of masterful engineering, which made it operational? How would some desert nomad madman know how to build a fucking Ark as big as three football fields and as high as a five-floor-building that would also be able to swim and carry the weight of 2.15 million sheep which would be enough to save all species?
2) If the story is pulled out of their ass, then why are the meassurements correct in the first place? I would imagine a fairy tale from superstitional desert nomads would not contain an acurate plan - and if it did, it surely would not be correct to be able to swim and hold the weight of 2.15 million sheep.
> Blown the fuck out
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 12.4 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #391,138
Well fuck.
+Syntax — 12.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #391,142
Food n water for equiv of 2.15 million sheep? Good thing Christians n Jews n Muslims think Earth populated by humans only 5500 years ago. Otherwise Noah story more fails re loading up Ark with Dinosaurs
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #391,144
+Chinese Wonder Child !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.4 years ago, 41 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #391,150
@OP
> Did-animals-really-float-two-two-Noahs-Ark-coped-animal-claim-physicists
illegible gibberish
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
http://games.usvsth3m.com/are-you-hated-by-the-daily-mail/
> Did-animals-really-float-two-two-Noahs-Ark-coped-animal-claim-physicists
illegible gibberish
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
http://games.usvsth3m.com/are-you-hated-by-the-daily-mail/
+The Captain !PundosRBSM — 12.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #391,154
+Anonymous G — 12.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #391,155
Atheists are the new religious fundamentalists. Both take religion a bit too seriously.
·The Captain !PundosRBSM — 12.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #391,156
·Anonymous G — 12.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #391,159
+Anonymous H — 12.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #391,160
+Anonymous I — 12.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #391,167
> The exact and correct meassurements of the Ark, that fit modern scientific criteria in terms of masterful engineering, which made it operational?
This question makes no sense.
This question makes no sense.
+RedCream — 12.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #391,380
RAGING COPPER PUPPET
+Anonymous K — 12.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #391,383
Did you read the part where they don't know how or if those animals would actually fit?
+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #391,385
·RedCream — 12.4 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #391,679
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