Topic: Can Jesus change somebody's gender?
+Anonymous A — 12.4 years ago #33,727
I remember hearing about an except that was cut out of the bible where he turned a woman into a man. Can he turn a man into a woman and would he do it if you promise to serve him as a good Christian woman?
+🐵 !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.4 years ago, 21 minutes later[T] [B] #386,666
You'd have better luck wishing to Santa Claus
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #386,668
+Syntax — 12.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #386,669
@previous (A)My 2cents
It is said Jesus turned water in2 wine. Probably yellow in color n smelled a lot like urine.
They also say he fed the masses with fish = 2 Fish n 5 loaves of bread for 5000 people.
Yet he was hung out to dry on a hunk of wood n could not get off.
But hey if ya think that by prayers to Jesus will make a dudes dick fall off and he ends up with Womb Vagina and Boobs?
+Anonymous D — 12.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #386,670
+Anonymous E — 12.4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #386,672
@386,669 (Syntax )
he got tired of the jews being filthy thieving jews and and an-herod on purpose, i mean youd probably kill yourself too if you had all that angel tail waiting for you but you had you civilize a bunch of sandjews first.
There is also the chance that he was a normal cult leader
he got tired of the jews being filthy thieving jews and and an-herod on purpose, i mean youd probably kill yourself too if you had all that angel tail waiting for you but you had you civilize a bunch of sandjews first.
There is also the chance that he was a normal cult leader
+Anonymous F — 12.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #386,712
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