Topic: Nike finally releases the Jesus sandal.
+Anonymous A — 12.5 years ago #33,296

The Jesus Nike Sandal is custom made for the savior himself; allowing him to withstand plenty of torture while also making him look fly for the ladies. If you are a son of god, you need to get your hands on these limited edition Jesus Sandals by Nike.
+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 12.5 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #382,450
Will they let me walk on water?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #382,451
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
No. You'll have to wait until they release the Air Jesus.
+🐵 !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.5 years ago, 31 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #382,458
BULLSHIT
OUR FACTORY NEVER HAD ORDER LIKE THIS
MUST BE ILLEGAL UNAUTHORISED PRODUCT
+Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #382,460

And don't forget, for a limited time only a set of Jesus dress-up magnets FOR FREE!
+Anonymous E — 12.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #382,469
@382,458 (🐵 !Uvm54ORbmo)
Is China still cracking down pretty hard on counterfeiters? Better report OP to the authorities.
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