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Topic: a bud from my newest job just called..

+Anonymous A12.5 years ago #33,233

I had been telling him we needed to get together and fuck some shit up.....anyways he just called and said something about drinking......hahahahaahaha he said he was already lit after drinking a sixpack of BEER.....shit I cannot even get a buzz from beer anymore.... I am about to show this motherfucker how to drink..


he has no idea what he is in for........cross your fingers that we do not end up in prison....he said there is some 15 year old chick that wants to party with him....hahahaahahahahaa...he is my age..


this is awesome......we are going to the lake to get plasterfied.....and then maybe wendys....who knows..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #381,797

I got to shower and get on the road......I will report later....if we do not get arrested..

+Anonymous B12.5 years ago, 46 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #381,812

I'm sure the police will report if you do get arrested.

+Anonymous C12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #381,815

@OP
disgusting

+Anonymous D12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #381,817

@381,797 (A)
Partying with a 15 year old girl? You'll get arrested.
"Mom, Dad there were these 2 old guys who got me drunk and raped me."
I'll bookmark the Knoxville sex offender registry page.

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #381,820

@OP
Didn't read.
0/10 you are unemployed.

+Anonymous F12.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,845

@OP
You should always follow up a statutory gang rape with a wendys burger. That goes without saying

+Anonymous G12.5 years ago, 54 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,853

Klondike bars not a toy bud, grow up and leave

+Anonymous H12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,861

You have no friends, quit trolling, nonce.

+Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak612.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,865

Lemme know how it go dawg

+Anonymous J12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,871

@previous (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
what

·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak612.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,879

@previous (J)

I wanted to know how it went, you know?

·Anonymous D12.5 years ago, 46 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,881

@previous (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
You're a pedo too? Wow.

·Anonymous B12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,886

@previous (D)
He just wants the intricate details about the prison sex.

·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak612.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,898

@previous (B)
Who got it in the ass first? what was the race of the other inmate? was jenkem involved?

Small details are the most telling.

·Anonymous F12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,900

@previous (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
Bert got laid everyday for 10 years while he was in the navy. He's so used to getting it in the ass I wouldn't be surprised if some prison sex isn't part of the plan

+Anonymous K12.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,902

@previous (F)
Allegedly he was only in the Navy for four years before his dishonorable discharge. So the extra six years of service serving men of the Navy must have been done as a civilian / private contractor.

+Anonymous L12.5 years ago, 37 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,905

@previous (K)
> private contractor

indeed.

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,907

None of that is okay.

+Anonymous N12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,912

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
You mean drink-driving around town, partying with minors, probably raping them, generally acting like a delinquent, and putting others at risk through your actions... None of that is okay?

+Anonymous O12.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,915

@381,907 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I would pay good money to see you and bert locked in a room for several hours. It would be fascinating to see how you both interact with each other.

·ducky 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #381,935

@previous (O)
I think tryp would be incredibly uncomfortable

@381,879 (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
good for you, probably a good reason to avoid that "icecream social" omigod LOL

·Dachan-da 12.5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #382,204

@381,902 (K)
lol 20/10 bud

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