Topic: Do you say your prays and eat your vitamins, brothers?

+Hulkamania !!ZD4HfVs7A — 12.5 years ago #33,051

Does Hulkamania have to run wild on you?!

+Hollywood Hulk Hogan !ImWTkXoP.g — 12.5 years ago, 36 minutes later[T] [B] #380,026

@OP

Prayers? Vitamins? You're the past, brother. It's 2014. You and everyone of these fans out here tonight can shove those vitamins, brother!

·Hulkamania !!ZD4HfVs7A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #380,031

@previous (Hollywood Hulk Hogan !ImWTkXoP.g)
Let me tell you something, Jack. Hollywood Hulk Hogan is a thing of the past.
Get with the times, dude. This isn't the Nineties anymore, this is the new millennium, brother.

So I ask you this question... Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania is still running wild and will continue to run wild when I guest host WrestleMania XXX premiering for the first ever LIVE! on the WWE Network, Jack.

(Edited 55 seconds later.)

·Hollywood Hulk Hogan !ImWTkXoP.g — 12.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #380,043

@previous (Hulkamania !!ZD4HfVs7A)

Where will I be!? I'll be running wild on you, dude! When you're Hollywood... You're Hollywood 4 LIFE. Hollywood Hulk Hogan ain't a gimmick, brother! As far as I'm concerned, Hulkamania is just paycheck! Get real, dude, I rule the world of professional wrestling. I rule the entire world! You see these pythons? The next place these guns are getting aimed, are right at your head, brother!

And when I'm done, brother, when I'm done I'll be laying this strap across your sorry hide, and I'll be raising these pythons in victory!

+Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #380,045

FAKE HULKS FAGGETS

HULK SMASH FAGGET HULKS

+Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #380,046

I don't want that old wreck stinking up wrestlemania. He can't even get cleared to wrestle, hell just be there acting like a wanker.

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #380,055

@previous (D)
Wrestling is gay.

·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #380,056

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
No, homosexual sex is gay.

Wrestling is entertainment. Best not get the two confused.

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #380,059

@previous (D)
Wrestling is homosexual foreplay.

·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 53 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #380,064

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
No, you're clearly confused. Its a televisual entertainment show.

Homosexual foreplay would be kissing, fondling etc by two guys to get them in the mood for sex, and would usually be done in privacy, not the middle of an arena.

Do you mistake many TV programmes for gay sex? Autphag would say you were projecting.

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #380,067

@previous (D)
Your effort shows me you are having trouble coming to grips with your own homosexuality.

·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #380,070

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Posting on a BBS requires zero effort. Please tell me more about what you think gay sex is.

·Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #380,080

@previous (D)
Faggot.

·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #380,082

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
Nice attempt though.

·Hollywood Hulk Hogan !ImWTkXoP.g — 12.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #380,085

Let me tell all you something, brothers. You see these 24 inch pythons? These look gay to you? These look homosexual?

You keep going on about people being gay, dudes, and you're gonna find out all about 'em, when Hollywoodmania runs wild on you, brothers!

You sit out there in cyberland on your keyboards... Cheetos and Mountain Dew close at hand. While Hollywood is out wining and dining the finest women in the world, brother!

Sounds to me like you boys got something to hide... Like you're "projecting" your own closet homosexuality onto a paragon of masculinity like me, brothers!

You know something, any single one of you can challenge Hollywood Hulk Hogan brothers... It will always end the same. I'll bust you up REAL bad, dude, and you'll be begging and pleading for mercy, but what you gonna do, when the nWo runs wild on YOU!?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.5 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #380,146

@380,064 (D)

You seem to know a lot about homosexual foreplay.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #381,271

Do you want to be a Hulkamanic?
Have fun with your family and friends?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZMaNNEER4o

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