Topic: I have three options for birthday money:

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.5 years ago #33,013

1. fake ID
2. a tattoo
3. an STP

halp i am indecisive

+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.5 years ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #379,611

@OP
Wish for three more wishes.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #379,612

@previous (Morbid !vbsvhaneDY)
but i could either use all $100 on a tattoo, $60 on a fake ID, or $30 on an STP.

+Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #379,614

1. Waste.
2. Maybe.
3. Idk.

+Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #379,615

@OP
grow up and stop being 12

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #379,616

@previous (D)
i'll do what i want thanks

@379,614 (C)
waste?

·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #379,617

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
edgy

·Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #379,619

@379,616 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I think the fake ID would be a waste of money. Unless you have something really grand in mind to do with it. Plus if it's a lower end one, you might lose it, or get a to spend the night in jail over it. They get confiscated left and right at the clubs here. It might do fine at some places but they're very hit and miss.

The tattoo is something you get to keep forever. You just want to do some research before you go to just any place and preferably get referred to an artist by someone with quality work. $100 isn't going to get you a lot of ink, but you'll know where the money went.

The STP could be cool but how long do those last anyway?

That's just my $0.02 though. Have fun with it w/e you do, man.

+Anonymous E — 12.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #379,621

Had to google stp. Could be several things, I don't think you're into car maintenance. It it's that other thing, would it even work? Seems like a lot of trouble which would negate the advantage males have over females, at least in that department.

+Anonymous F — 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,629

you could take a lil vaca....and visit Gatlinburg......maybe spend a bit of quality type with a certain Tennessee TC poster..

+The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,631

@379,612 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
If you're not sure then maybe a tattoo's not the best idea

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,646

@previous (The cat guy )
The tattoo would be so rad (I know the design and everything).

@379,619 (C)
That was quite in-depth, thank you.

@379,629 (F)
nah

+ducky — 12.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,650

tattoo please. idk about fake id, youre very young looking lol. idk wat is 3

+Anonymous I — 12.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,652

Why do you need a fake id?

I thought you were mostly in the UK, and 18. No need for it.

·Anonymous I — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,653

@OP

I also woulkdnjt bother buying the stone temple pilots. They are really really shit.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,654

@379,652 (I)
Canada, 18 very very soon. 19 is the drinking/tobacco age in most provinces.

·Anonymous I — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,656

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I swear you were in the UK. I knew you were Canadian.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,657

@previous (I)
I was in the UK for a large part of last year.

·Anonymous I — 12.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,662

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Okay. What's an STP?

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 33 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,663

@previous (I)
A floppy silicon dick that you can pee through.

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,667

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
so u can stand or wat

·Anonymous I — 12.5 years ago, 48 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,669

@379,663 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Lol, get one of those. Wear it on your head for a hilarious joke.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 27 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,670

@379,667 (ducky )
Urinals.

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 57 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,678

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
that wud be much fun
plus u cud pee anywhere when ur out like a man
do it

+Anonymous J — 12.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,680

@previous (ducky )
You can do that with a short plastic tube.

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,681

@previous (J)
thats way too fucking small and wud make a mess

·Anonymous J — 12.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,683

@previous (ducky )
No Mess!

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,684

@previous (J)
its so small, looks like you need to practice it. this one cups the whole vagina, seems easier to use

+Syntax — 12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,685

@previous (ducky )
> its so small, looks like you need to practice it

Perhaps they can develop a model that grows larger as its rubbed.

> need to practice it

So many jokes Sooooo little tyme.

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 48 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,686

@previous (Syntax )
never change

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,778

1. Combat boots

2. Books.

C. Anything else.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,784

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
They don't make combat boots in my size that I've found. Sad sad.

·Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,786

@379,778 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
1. Good boots are always a solid investment.

2. Yes.

C. Too many decisions. Better make a list and roll a die.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,787

whoo i can't keep food down and i'm still sick and can't use the weights i normally do
sad

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,789

@379,784 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
ZZ Boots.com

@379,786 (C)
I like C.

·Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 19 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,790

@379,784 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
What size do you wear in a US mens? You'd be surprised.

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 33 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,791

@379,787 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
take medicines n smoothies

·Anonymous I — 12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,795

@379,787 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
You're so annoying. Its no wonder you keep getting molested.

·Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,796

@previous (I)
Kill yourself.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,798

@379,790 (C)
4

@379,789 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Fancy! every one of those costs more than i will have for my birthday, oh well

@379,791 (ducky )
i take a multivitamin
in the past three days i've only been able to keep down a bagel and a cookie
i got worried about nutrients so i ate a turkey thing and threw that up too
whoo!

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.5 years ago, 2 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,799

@379,790 (C)
> US Children's.

ftfy

@379,795 (I)
Stop it.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 30 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,801

@379,795 (I)
I agree completely! It turns me on so much when people are annoying, I just can't stop myself from molesting them. It's just... unf. So hot.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,802

@379,798 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
It's the only place I get my boots.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,803

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
My corps told us to get them from cqms ltd

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,805

@379,798 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
huh? I dont get you. are you throwing everything up on purpose, or can you actually not keep shit down

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,806

@previous (ducky )
i'm actually incredibly nauseous (and nauseating but that's unrelated)

wow they actually have combat boots in my size now
now that i'm no longer in cadets
thanks
http://cqmsltd.com/shop/footwear/g-i-style-combat-boots/

·Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,807

@379,798 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
LApolicegear

They have 'em in a 4 in your price range. I just checked the first one I saw. I picked up a pair of the new balance boots for hiking from there for next to nothing a few months ago. Occasionally they have great buys on boots in their closeout section which might offset the shipping price to Canuckistan anyway.

@379,799 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
lol

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,809

@379,806 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
that sucks that ur sick. how long have you been sick for and why wont it go awayyyy

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,810

@379,807 (C)
oh, man, that's rad! when my boots wear out. they've lasted a good two years for canvas, i'm happy with them

@previous (ducky )
since tuesday :( solid ten pounds lighter

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,812

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
meh that sucks. hope you feel better soon. do you throw up soup and liquids too

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,814

@previous (ducky )
yeah :(

+Anonymous M — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,815

@379,810 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)

> oh, man, that's rad! when my boots wear out. they've lasted a good two years for canvas, i'm happy with them
>

Good boots should last forever if taken care of properly. Disposable boots are just a waste of money.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,817

@previous (M)
They're basically better Converse, not anything hardcore.

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 12.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,819

My options would be...

1. Sperm Bank
2. Hormones
3. Other Surgeries Besides SRS

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,820

yeah gonna get a tattoo so rad

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,821

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
show me

·Anonymous M — 12.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,825

@379,820 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)

As long as someone competent does it go for it. Don't go to someone with bert level DTs. Bad ink is bad.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,827

@previous (M)
I agree. They're competent, I saw them do my friend quite recently.

@379,821 (ducky )
When it's done! When my skin doesn't hurt.

·Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,828

@379,825 (M)
This.

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,834

@379,827 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
tell us all about it when you get it done

·The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,855

@379,646 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
You got a pic of the design? Also, where do you get a fake ID from...?

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,859

once i went to bonnaroo and peed in my shorts because

a) i was drunk
b) porta potties line was a million miles long
c) i was drunk

·The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,862

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Shit nigga, how drunk? I used to be an alcoholic and I never peed myself

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 31 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,867

@379,855 (The cat guy )
Very stylised pine trees. And an ellipses on one wrist, quotation marks on the other because i am trite as fuuuuuck.
Fake IDs from ID shack, dunno how legit

@379,859 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
oh, dear
i just go pee in bushes

·The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,897

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Wow that's original :) I'm thinking of getting a small demon cat tatoo, designed it already - looks badass! Decided what you're doing with birthday money yet?

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,926

@379,806 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Those are Jump Boots worn by Airborne troops. Combat looks like the jungle boot with leather uppers.

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,935

@379,859 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
I know the feel. I dont drink anymore that happens 80% of the time cus im an idiot

·Anonymous I — 12.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,936

@previous (ducky )
Here in the civilised world, we use a toilet. We don't just let our urine and faeces drop to the floor willy nilly like a retarded camel. You're not in the desert now.

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,938

@previous (I)
well I would drink in the street, not a bar or a house anyway I dont drink now. acting civilized isnt a good thing

·Anonymous I — 12.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,940

@previous (ducky )
A savage would say that.

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,941

@previous (I)
drinking is stupid

·Anonymous I — 12.5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,945

@previous (ducky )
Id say it was ultimately pointless, yes.

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,946

@previous (I)
yeah its not fun. no control, just doing stupid shit and not even remembering it. I prefer pot

·Anonymous I — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,948

@previous (ducky )
Me too. I can't drink again anyway.

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,949

@previous (I)
yeah. I really hate how it makes me act. life is more fun when youre in control lol

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,951

I just tripped the breaker to my room
whoops

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,988

@379,862 (The cat guy )
bonnaroo dehydrates you cause it's like 400 degrees plus drunk so reaaaal drunk
@379,867 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
there are no bushes on that god forsaken property. just dirt
@379,935 (ducky )
lol i dont tend to act like that much anymore now... i think ive finally realized my limit

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