Topic: when things go wrong is Sim City
+Anonymous A — 12.5 years ago #32,975
+Anonymous B — 12.5 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #379,162
Well there's all kinds of things wrong with this thread.
+Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #379,163
There's already a thread for caption porn.
+Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #379,164
@previous (C)
You get off to digital women in sleeveless tops drowning cats in bathtubs?
...it feels nice to not be alone in this anymore.
You get off to digital women in sleeveless tops drowning cats in bathtubs?
...it feels nice to not be alone in this anymore.
·Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #379,169
@previous (D)
Yes, of course. But it doesn't have to be cats, any small domesticated animal will do.
Yes, of course. But it doesn't have to be cats, any small domesticated animal will do.
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·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #379,170
+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 12.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #379,171
+The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,189
Ahhh... erotic asphyxiation...
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,190
·The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,191
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,192
@previous (The cat guy )
I think it's Samuel L. Jackson or Morgan Freeman... or maybe Gordon Freeman.
I think it's Samuel L. Jackson or Morgan Freeman... or maybe Gordon Freeman.
·The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,194
+ducky — 12.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,199
thats not sim city
·Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,200
·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,204
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,205
@379,194 (The cat guy )
Well... we both know what you'd have to do for those luxuries. After you're done I'll give you some vaseline for the rug burn.
@379,199 (ducky )
A-U-T-I-S-M!
Well... we both know what you'd have to do for those luxuries. After you're done I'll give you some vaseline for the rug burn.
@379,199 (ducky )
A-U-T-I-S-M!
+Anonymous H — 12.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,216
@OPUpgrade to Rollercoaster Tycoon.
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+Anonymous I — 12.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #379,236
font hinting how does it work??
·The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,406
·The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,407
And Sim city's a pretty good game
·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,408
·The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #379,412
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #379,491
@379,406 (The cat guy )
Stick with me, Cat... I'm going to make you a ✰.
You're not camera shy are you? What are your feelings on cephalopods, sensory deprivation chambers, and electric eels? Some of our Japanese clientele have... very specific tastes.
Stick with me, Cat... I'm going to make you a ✰.
You're not camera shy are you? What are your feelings on cephalopods, sensory deprivation chambers, and electric eels? Some of our Japanese clientele have... very specific tastes.
·The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #379,494
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #379,498
@previous (The cat guy )
Oh, I just thought you might want to be in the "movies". I figured if you'd do gay for pay, what wouldn't you do for pay, and things sort of snowballed from there. Suffice to say, you should probably not consider a career in the adult film industry because in your case it would end in a rather surreal snuff film.
Oh, I just thought you might want to be in the "movies". I figured if you'd do gay for pay, what wouldn't you do for pay, and things sort of snowballed from there. Suffice to say, you should probably not consider a career in the adult film industry because in your case it would end in a rather surreal snuff film.
·The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #379,506
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #379,512
@previous (The cat guy )
I didn't really think so. I'll keep trying to cast someone forsnuff films, but the only people that want to do them are all sad and suicidal. Autphag auditioned for a spot... then when I told him he'd have to play a jew in a concentration camp for his final role he backed out.
I didn't really think so. I'll keep trying to cast someone for
·The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #379,514
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #379,516
@previous (The cat guy )
Maybe splice in some shots from 'Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS' and some generic WWII footage. It was going to be tasteful, damnit. I have not and will not forgive Autphag for this.
Maybe splice in some shots from 'Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS' and some generic WWII footage. It was going to be tasteful, damnit. I have not and will not forgive Autphag for this.
·The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #379,517
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #379,526
·The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #379,531
·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #379,535
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #379,537
@379,531 (The cat guy )
Sounds about right. I hear a lot of werewolves took on biomech and other wetware upgrades to qualify for special nonnatural sovran citizen status under the Intergalactic Federation of Nations Cyborg and Android Protections Act of 3044.
Sounds about right. I hear a lot of werewolves took on biomech and other wetware upgrades to qualify for special nonnatural sovran citizen status under the Intergalactic Federation of Nations Cyborg and Android Protections Act of 3044.
+Anonymous J — 12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #379,542
@OPUpgrade to Omnibus Simulator 2.
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