Topic: I spilt red wine on my cat

+Anonymous A — 12.5 years ago #32,839

The white cat and my girlfriend is going to flip out on me when she sees it. Fucking sods law it had to be the new white cat I spill red wine on, not one of the two black cats.

+ducky — 12.5 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #377,867

fuck off already

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,884

@previous (ducky )
Shut up camwhore. Go spread your rancid legs for another internet dude.

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,887

@previous (A)
I look good I dont do coke and drink

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,890

@previous (ducky )

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 34 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,892

@previous (A)
is that you when you have the flat to yourself

+Magda — 12.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,901

Is she going to beat you for it?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,905

@377,892 (ducky )
I won't have the flat to myself anymore since her father took a job in South Africa and next time she goes to Israel I'll go too as I want to see the wonderful country.

I'm especially looking forward to floating in the dead sea.

+Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 26 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,906

Taught I was opening an FME thread. Instead get nothing but rage. You'd think a guy that does coke, and a chick that smokes weed all day could find some common ground.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 17 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,908

@377,901 (Magda )
It's only her tail which is red. She'll just winge at me for a day or two.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 32 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,910

@377,906 (D)
I thought we were friends, I don't know what set her off.

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,915

@377,906 (D)
fme is an angel

@previous (A)
lol sorry. but what the fuck man

·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,916

@377,910 (A)
I think it's the Jewish girlfriend.

@previous (ducky )
Yes.

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12.5 years ago, 6 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,917

@377,915 (ducky )
UR AN ANGEL <3

·ducky — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,925

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
♡

+Anonymous F — 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #378,028

> Failed attempt to dock cat's tail
> Excuse: "I spilt red wine on it"

She might fall for it initially, but eventually she's going to notice something is off, OP.

+Anonymous G — 12.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #378,045

this thread is wack..

+The cat guy — 12.5 years ago, 9 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #378,084

I will hurt you for this. Gonna fuck you in a VERY uncomfortable place... like the back of a Volkswagen.

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