Topic: What do you call a bartender who has sex with a Korean prostitute who has a snake in her vagina?

+Anonymous A — 12.5 years ago #32,823

A slope poke.

+Anonymous B — 12.5 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #377,632

What the fuck is going on?

+Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,635

@previous (B)
He's writing my biography.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,637

@previous (C)
And it is an honor to do so kind sir.

·Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,638

@previous (A)
You are now my favorite.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #377,640

@previous (C)
:)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #377,649

@377,638 (C)
Life is a mystery,
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home

When you call my name it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there

I hear your voice, it's like an angel sighing
I have no choice, I hear your voice
Feels like flying
I close my eyes, Oh God I think I'm falling
Out of the sky, I close my eyes
Heaven help me

Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like...

Just like a prayer, I'll take you there
It's like a dream to me

·Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #377,654

@previous (A)
Put on your Madonna wig... because I'm gonna frot the fuck out of you.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #377,657

@previous (C)
I was wearing a Madonna wig when I made that post.

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