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Topic: I touched a rhino once.

+Anonymous A12.5 years ago #32,757

What is a the most exotic animal that is not a nigger that you have ever touched?

+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq12.5 years ago, 39 seconds later[T] [B] #377,032

Beaners

+Anonymous C12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #377,075

I touched a hermit crab..

+Anonymous D12.5 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #377,092

ITT: animal abuse fetishists.

·Anonymous C12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #377,111

has anyone ever touched a trouser snake? I bet you guys have..

+Anonymous E12.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #377,117

i once stuck a spit so far up a snapping turtles ass it came out the other side of his shell, would that count?

+Anonymous F12.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #377,188

@OP
*grabs dick*

+Anonymous G12.5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #377,202

I cuddled a giraffe.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #377,239

ChristopherEccleston.jpg@377,117 (E)

> i once fucked a shit so far up a snapping turtles ass it came out the other side of his shell, would that count?

ftfy

+Anonymous I12.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #377,240

@OP

A kinkaju came to school once, with a zookeeper. I fed it a grape, it was so fucking cute I just wanted to throw it as far as I could.

+Syntax 12.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #377,259

So many years ago I ate a Rhino steak. Served up by the Skipper himself (Gilligan and the girls were not present)

+Hitlerputsch !saAqdaazn212.5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #377,267

@previous (Syntax )
What did it taste like? I've had zebra which was one of the best meats I've tried.

·Syntax 12.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #377,269

Yard-of-Ale.jpg@previous (Hitlerputsch !saAqdaazn2)
Dry - Bland - Any store bought pork chop wood have been far far more better.

(Alan Hale, Jr.) Skippers restaurant the Lobster Barrel, served yards of ale, which went a looooong way for making any food more better.

+Anonymous L12.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #377,417

@377,239 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
psst.....

You forgot the boners

+Anonymous M12.5 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #377,596

Either rattlesnake or Korean vagina.
The snake turned out to be safer.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #377,601

@previous (M)
One of them had venomous fangs and the other was a rattlesnake?

·Anonymous M12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #377,606

@previous (A)
Close. One of them had venomous fangs and the other had gonorrhea.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #377,608

@previous (M)
How does a rattle snake get an std?

·Anonymous M12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #377,611

@previous (A)
From living inside a Korean prostitute.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #377,614

@previous (M)
Scifi channel movie plot

·Anonymous M12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #377,616

@previous (A)
Bill Shatner is already pitching it.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #377,617

@previous (M)
I should have known but he didn't mention anything in this year's Christmas news letter.

·Anonymous M12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #377,620

@previous (A)
Yeah, well that's mostly just an outlet for his erotic pony fic. Ya gotta see him loaded at a Trek convention to get the real scoop.

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