Topic: Negi's Guide to Picking up Gals and Lady Bois
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12.5 years ago #32,614
Hey Guys,
I'm Negi Springfield of 4ch fame. Some of you may know me from my selfies posted here on TinyChan, ED, or 4ch's /x/. I'd like to take a few minutes to give you guys some tips and pointers on picking up women/womyn!
1. This is CRITICAL. Try to appear as nonthreatening as possible. Keep your hands visible and don't make any sudden movements or you may spook your prey.
2. NEVER make eye contact. This may be perceived by your potential mate as an attempt by you to assert dominance and thus is a form of rape. Sunglasses help.
3. Gather intel. Learn as much as you can about your potential mate. Follow her home and observe her in her natural habitat. Try not to seem suspicious when you're stalking someone or you'll blow it!
4. Do not initiate contact in person. Leave a handwritten note instead, it's classy and much more meaningful than idle chatter, besides there's an air of mystery with an anonymous love letter!
5. Observe your victim receiving the letter. How does she respond? If positively, it's time for more intel gathering.
6. Pose as a repairman, maintenance guy, plumber, whatever and gain entry to your prey's domicile. This will give you an opportunity to violate her privacy since it's still too early in the relationship to violate her, stud! Gather a few personal belongings of hers to be used in shrines and voodoo.
7. Build shrines dedicated to your love, voodoo dolls, etc.
8. Obtain the drug of your choice for roofying your prey.
9. Drug your victim when she is alone.
10. Inconspicuously as possible bring your victim to your love nest slash sex dungeon.
11. Offer her some aspirin and water when she wakes up as she'll have a nasty hangover and a massive headache when she comes to. Resist the urge to explore her body while she is unconscious as this is an ungentlemanly thing to do.
12. Ask her if she would like to watch Animu or read manga!
13. Bond over several seasons of animu and some light novels.
14. Ask her if she likes you.
15. If she responds in the affirmative, it's time to escalate things to the next level. Offer her freedom in exchange for being your gf.
16. If she agrees, you may now offer her the customary collar and leash as a symbol of your love and trust. If she tries to escape during this phase even while being on a lead, you may have to severe at least one of her achilles tendons until she learns how much you love her and quits trying to escape. Sometimes it's hard to appear nonthreatening after abducting someone and maiming them, so try to do it with a smile to alleviate any tension! Speak in a low soothing voice to help assuage fear as well. Offer her painkillers after she is maimed, but not too much! You don't want her trying to OD or being so numb to the pain she can escape.
17. The next phase is something I refer to as the tormented lover phase as if she still doesn't truly love you at this point, the only thing to be done is to break her spirit through conventional torture methods and to reprogram her from the ground up.
-TO BE CONT.-
I'm Negi Springfield of 4ch fame. Some of you may know me from my selfies posted here on TinyChan, ED, or 4ch's /x/. I'd like to take a few minutes to give you guys some tips and pointers on picking up women/womyn!
1. This is CRITICAL. Try to appear as nonthreatening as possible. Keep your hands visible and don't make any sudden movements or you may spook your prey.
2. NEVER make eye contact. This may be perceived by your potential mate as an attempt by you to assert dominance and thus is a form of rape. Sunglasses help.
3. Gather intel. Learn as much as you can about your potential mate. Follow her home and observe her in her natural habitat. Try not to seem suspicious when you're stalking someone or you'll blow it!
4. Do not initiate contact in person. Leave a handwritten note instead, it's classy and much more meaningful than idle chatter, besides there's an air of mystery with an anonymous love letter!
5. Observe your victim receiving the letter. How does she respond? If positively, it's time for more intel gathering.
6. Pose as a repairman, maintenance guy, plumber, whatever and gain entry to your prey's domicile. This will give you an opportunity to violate her privacy since it's still too early in the relationship to violate her, stud! Gather a few personal belongings of hers to be used in shrines and voodoo.
7. Build shrines dedicated to your love, voodoo dolls, etc.
8. Obtain the drug of your choice for roofying your prey.
9. Drug your victim when she is alone.
10. Inconspicuously as possible bring your victim to your love nest slash sex dungeon.
11. Offer her some aspirin and water when she wakes up as she'll have a nasty hangover and a massive headache when she comes to. Resist the urge to explore her body while she is unconscious as this is an ungentlemanly thing to do.
12. Ask her if she would like to watch Animu or read manga!
13. Bond over several seasons of animu and some light novels.
14. Ask her if she likes you.
15. If she responds in the affirmative, it's time to escalate things to the next level. Offer her freedom in exchange for being your gf.
16. If she agrees, you may now offer her the customary collar and leash as a symbol of your love and trust. If she tries to escape during this phase even while being on a lead, you may have to severe at least one of her achilles tendons until she learns how much you love her and quits trying to escape. Sometimes it's hard to appear nonthreatening after abducting someone and maiming them, so try to do it with a smile to alleviate any tension! Speak in a low soothing voice to help assuage fear as well. Offer her painkillers after she is maimed, but not too much! You don't want her trying to OD or being so numb to the pain she can escape.
17. The next phase is something I refer to as the tormented lover phase as if she still doesn't truly love you at this point, the only thing to be done is to break her spirit through conventional torture methods and to reprogram her from the ground up.
+Negi Springfield !f1vueXiQRw — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #375,467
10/10
Wonderful advice!
Wonderful advice!
·Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #375,468
@previous (Negi Springfield !f1vueXiQRw)
Thanks! I hope you apply my methods and come back to report your success story with the Negi Springfield method. I'm working on a self help box set to help guys just like you pick up women and would love to have more testimonies before it's released.
Thanks! I hope you apply my methods and come back to report your success story with the Negi Springfield method. I'm working on a self help box set to help guys just like you pick up women and would love to have more testimonies before it's released.
+Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #375,469
*burp*
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,503
+Anonymous E — 12.5 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #376,626
@OP
i hope you're not serious nigger
i hope you're not serious nigger
·Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #376,907
+Anonymous F — 12.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #376,931
@OP
u wot m8
u wot m8
+Anonymous G — 12.5 years ago, 10 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #377,179
@OP
And when are you continuing?
And when are you continuing?
·Negi Springfield !f1vueXiQRw — 12.5 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #377,246
@376,907 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
You're doing a wonderful job, keep it up.
@376,931 (F)
Just forget this thread, it's for the best.
@previous (G)
He's not and I'm damn sure I'm not continuing anything @OP is talking about. Anyone who does those things deserves to go to prison. It's just wrong.
You're doing a wonderful job, keep it up.
@376,931 (F)
Just forget this thread, it's for the best.
@previous (G)
He's not and I'm damn sure I'm not continuing anything @OP is talking about. Anyone who does those things deserves to go to prison. It's just wrong.
+Ned Flander — 12.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #377,250
+duckky — 12.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #377,348
@377,246 (Negi Springfield !f1vueXiQRw)
I'm pretty sure the last time I saw your trip, it was some french jew's.
I'm pretty sure the last time I saw your trip, it was some french jew's.
·Negi Springfield !f1vueXiQRw — 12.5 years ago, 55 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #377,369
·duckky — 12.5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #377,372
·Negi Springfield !f1vueXiQRw — 12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #377,374
·duckky — 12.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #377,379
@previous (Negi Springfield !f1vueXiQRw)
i thought u live in texas or pennsylvania or smthing not france
i thought u live in texas or pennsylvania or smthing not france
·Negi Springfield !f1vueXiQRw — 12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #377,380
@previous (duckky )
Yeah, I live in Texas. The French Jew bit was funny, but my trip code does look a bit like French. The word vue in it. I thought that's what you were talking about.
Yeah, I live in Texas. The French Jew bit was funny, but my trip code does look a bit like French. The word vue in it. I thought that's what you were talking about.
·duckky — 12.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #377,384
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