Topic: You guys. im so miserableee you guys
+Anonymous A — 12.5 years ago #32,587
that anon had the right idea. I should binge my saddness away
+Anonymous B — 12.5 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #375,213
Maybe you could masturbate. When you have an orgasm it cause endorphins to be released. Go lock yourself in your beddroom and get it on.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #375,215
@previous (B)
I know I tried
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #375,217
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #375,218

much better
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #375,219

I could eat all of this and still weigh less than my best friend
+Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #375,233
@previous (A)
As long as you can find pants that fit ;)
·ducky (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,286
I dont even get any food.
+Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,288
Try to feel better, ducks. Maybe listen to some music or watch a funny movie?
·ducky (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,290
@previous (D)
oh ill watch some portlandia I didnt see... thanks ;-;
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,293
@previous (ducky )
Is that any good? I never really cared for it TBH.
·ducky (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 52 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,295
@previous (D)
orly? I laugh way too hard lol. jewish hipsters
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,296
@previous (ducky )
The last thing I watched was Maron and I liked that. Portlandia is always recommended to me but I just don't get it. :\
·ducky (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,307
@previous (D)
is that a comedian
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,311
@previous (ducky )
Technically, yes. Mark Maron. However he has a TV show similar to Louis CK that is called 'Maron' but it's slightly darker than Louie, IMO.
·ducky (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,313
@previous (D)
oooh ill check that out. I liked louies show. that episode where he gets high and gos to the coffee shop is just Amazing lol
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,315
@previous (ducky )
I thought it was all right. He mixes his stand-up with his real life and in the first few episodes he finds some autistic nerd who calls him mean names on the internet at some D&D tournament and bitches him out. IDK, it's not /too/ bad.
·Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,339
@375,313 (ducky )
Maron is a whining Jew. Don't waste your time.
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,340
@previous (C)
In his defense, he's a very self-loathing Jew, which I can appreciate.
·Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,345
@previous (D)
> self-loathing Jew
What a novel approach. If I want to hear Jews whine and be self loathing I will just find a Jew. It's like saying "in his defense, he is a Mexican who eats tortillas."
·ducky (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,347
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,349
@375,345 (C)
I like how he hates his background rather than tries to celebrate it as part of his culture. I would say the same for Lewis Black.
+Anonymous E — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #375,352
@375,345 (C)
it's like when you mom sucks a jew cock she always says she had to do it cause she was dehydrated....right?
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