Topic: my dad got rid of my ham
+ducky — 12.5 years ago #32,483
god damn assbutt face hate
+Syntax — 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #374,239
He is trying to save you so you Allah will offer you up 73 virgins.
+The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 12.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #374,242
·Syntax — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #374,243
@previous (The Detector !3yzc29zx8c)
Nope ya got the real deal - On a short break from ski trips to celebrate Chinese New Years and NEXT is Mardi Gras and then back to skiing.
Mods can verify IP
Nope ya got the real deal - On a short break from ski trips to celebrate Chinese New Years and NEXT is Mardi Gras and then back to skiing.
Mods can verify IP
·ducky (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #374,245
·The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 12.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #374,247
@374,243 (Syntax )
Real syntax would have gone on about where the number of 72 virgins comes from and how ducky is actually reserved to be one of those virgins.
Real syntax would have gone on about where the number of 72 virgins comes from and how ducky is actually reserved to be one of those virgins.
·Syntax — 12.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,252
@374,245 (ducky )
u2
@previous (The Detector !3yzc29zx8c)
Ducky got me loooong ago to look up details of how many virgins and where this all came from. Its complex but easy to look up.
My guess is that many here have their reservation in on ducky. At age 21 ducky may convert to Catholic n bcum a Nun.
u2
@previous (The Detector !3yzc29zx8c)
Ducky got me loooong ago to look up details of how many virgins and where this all came from. Its complex but easy to look up.
My guess is that many here have their reservation in on ducky. At age 21 ducky may convert to Catholic n bcum a Nun.
·ducky (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,255
+Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,256
@374,252 (Syntax )
> My guess is that many here have their reservation in on ducky.
It didn't take long for you to get creepy about her.
> My guess is that many here have their reservation in on ducky.
It didn't take long for you to get creepy about her.
·ducky (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,257
+Anonymous E — 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,258
Make him a soup and put bacon in it but don't tell him.
+Anonymous F — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,259
why did u have ham
·Syntax — 12.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,260
@374,255 (ducky )
Welll hells bells. A Quick very quick look em up says
"Nothing in the Koran specifically states that the faithful are allotted 72 virgins apiece. For this elaboration we turn to the hadith, traditional sayings traced with varying degrees of credibility to Muhammad. Hadith number 2,562 in the collection known as the Sunan al-Tirmidhi says, "The least [reward] for the people of Heaven is 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome of pearls, aquamarine and ruby."
On the other hand via wiki
In Islam, the concept of 72 virgins (houri) refers to an aspect of Jannah (Paradise). This concept is grounded in Qur'anic text which describe a sensual Paradise where believing men are rewarded by being wed to virgins with "full grown", "swelling" or "pears-shaped" breasts. Conversly, women will be provided with only one man, and they "will be satisfied with him".
Hummmmmmmm Women only get one dude if Muslim...
er why why wood I want2 view bone marrow?
The sensual pleasures between believers and houri in Paradise are also confirmed by the two Sahih collections of hadith, namely Sahih Bukhari and Sahih Muslim, where we read that they will be virgins who are so beautiful, pure and transparent that "the marrow of the bones of their legs will be seen through the bones and the flesh", and that "the believers will visit and enjoy them".
"the believers will visit and enjoy them".
So movin on to a more pure Muslim joint
http://www.justaskislam.com/5/72-virgins-in-heaven/
What does Islam say about virgin women in heaven waiting for the men? Do the women have anything as such in paradise?
tl;dr? Virgins in Allah Heaven don't shit or piss or bleed but you get to see their bone marrow - ducky shall splain such
This is a Hadith of the Prophet (Peace and blessings be upon him). Actually it’s in Quran talking about this. In paradise there are many things that you cannot describe, you can’t understand. Allah mentioned in Quran many things about the Paradise, it doesn’t compare with this, and those women there don’t compare with women here. Women there, Allah tells you about them, do not have monthly cycles, they do not eliminate (they do not go to the bathroom). This is not in Paradise, so they are not compared. So, get this mentality straight, get your head straight - don’t compare that to this it’s much better.
The food there is not like the food here, the digestive system there is not like the one here. What you have there is very real and it never breaks, doesn’t go bad, you don’t go to the doctor.
And by the way, men you are going to love this. In the Jannah, two things: there’s no “honey do” list (some of the ladies laughing; they know what I’m talking about). You know what that is? When you get home “Honey would you do this and do that?” that’s “honey do.” So, there’s no “honey do” list and there’s no tool box because you don’t have to fix anything, everything is perfect. So, don’t confuse virgin girls in the paradise with the dancing girls here in a bar somewhere. This is totally different, this is not prostitution.
Welll hells bells. A Quick very quick look em up says
"Nothing in the Koran specifically states that the faithful are allotted 72 virgins apiece. For this elaboration we turn to the hadith, traditional sayings traced with varying degrees of credibility to Muhammad. Hadith number 2,562 in the collection known as the Sunan al-Tirmidhi says, "The least [reward] for the people of Heaven is 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome of pearls, aquamarine and ruby."
On the other hand via wiki
In Islam, the concept of 72 virgins (houri) refers to an aspect of Jannah (Paradise). This concept is grounded in Qur'anic text which describe a sensual Paradise where believing men are rewarded by being wed to virgins with "full grown", "swelling" or "pears-shaped" breasts. Conversly, women will be provided with only one man, and they "will be satisfied with him".
Hummmmmmmm Women only get one dude if Muslim...
er why why wood I want2 view bone marrow?
The sensual pleasures between believers and houri in Paradise are also confirmed by the two Sahih collections of hadith, namely Sahih Bukhari and Sahih Muslim, where we read that they will be virgins who are so beautiful, pure and transparent that "the marrow of the bones of their legs will be seen through the bones and the flesh", and that "the believers will visit and enjoy them".
"the believers will visit and enjoy them".
So movin on to a more pure Muslim joint
http://www.justaskislam.com/5/72-virgins-in-heaven/
What does Islam say about virgin women in heaven waiting for the men? Do the women have anything as such in paradise?
tl;dr? Virgins in Allah Heaven don't shit or piss or bleed but you get to see their bone marrow - ducky shall splain such
This is a Hadith of the Prophet (Peace and blessings be upon him). Actually it’s in Quran talking about this. In paradise there are many things that you cannot describe, you can’t understand. Allah mentioned in Quran many things about the Paradise, it doesn’t compare with this, and those women there don’t compare with women here. Women there, Allah tells you about them, do not have monthly cycles, they do not eliminate (they do not go to the bathroom). This is not in Paradise, so they are not compared. So, get this mentality straight, get your head straight - don’t compare that to this it’s much better.
The food there is not like the food here, the digestive system there is not like the one here. What you have there is very real and it never breaks, doesn’t go bad, you don’t go to the doctor.
And by the way, men you are going to love this. In the Jannah, two things: there’s no “honey do” list (some of the ladies laughing; they know what I’m talking about). You know what that is? When you get home “Honey would you do this and do that?” that’s “honey do.” So, there’s no “honey do” list and there’s no tool box because you don’t have to fix anything, everything is perfect. So, don’t confuse virgin girls in the paradise with the dancing girls here in a bar somewhere. This is totally different, this is not prostitution.
+Anonymous G — 12.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,262
+Anonymous H — 12.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,263
·ducky (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,264
·Syntax — 12.5 years ago, 31 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,279
@previous (ducky )
Just double triple checked and the Islam site does quote so it must b
Site also has a take on this chan
"Please! Stop reading these goofy books. It’s totally different, you don’t understand it, but Allah gives it to you."
I think tinychan qualify's as like a book
Just double triple checked and the Islam site does quote so it must b
Site also has a take on this chan
"Please! Stop reading these goofy books. It’s totally different, you don’t understand it, but Allah gives it to you."
I think tinychan qualify's as like a book
+Anonymous I — 12.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,280
So what happened to the ham? Why did he take it from you? Did he throw it in the garbage, or can it still be rescued?
Or was "my ham" just a metaphor for "my bong"???
Or was "my ham" just a metaphor for "my bong"???
+Anonymous J — 12.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,287
@previous (I)
She Muslim. Dad Muslim. Ham only ok if from circumcised piggy. Package must say Halal Ham.
She Muslim. Dad Muslim. Ham only ok if from circumcised piggy. Package must say Halal Ham.
+Syntax — 12.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,289
+Syntax — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,290
·Anonymous I — 12.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #374,292
·ducky (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #375,417
I got tomato instead of ham
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #375,445
·Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #375,803
·ducky (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #375,809
+Anonymous M — 12.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #375,906
+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.5 years ago, 13 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #376,359
·ducky (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #376,363
+Anonymous O — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #376,364
At least he didn't circumcise you.
·Anonymous C — 12.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #376,437
·Anonymous O — 12.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #376,440
·Anonymous M — 12.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #376,502
@376,363 (ducky )
back in the day.....when I was a youngster....my parents used to take my sister and I to this little restaurant in town and most of the time I would get ham.....and my mother would cut it up for me....later on she would cut up my steak for me too.....good times..
back in the day.....when I was a youngster....my parents used to take my sister and I to this little restaurant in town and most of the time I would get ham.....and my mother would cut it up for me....later on she would cut up my steak for me too.....good times..
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