Topic: this..

+Anonymous A — 12.6 years ago #32,460

+Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #373,901

@OP
Is that you bert?

+Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #373,904

@previous (B)
If it is I wonder where Bertrand thinks he ranks in that.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #373,908

+thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #373,912

ugh msn icons I miss msn

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #373,917

@previous (thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c)
is it going to snow here tomorrow?

+Anonymous E — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #373,918

"You ever notice how people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - G.Carlin.

·thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #373,920

@373,917 (A)
idk google it

·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #373,922

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit! -George Carlin

·thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #373,924

@previous (B)
is this clever though

·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #373,925

@previous (thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c)
It's true.

+Anonymous F — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #373,926

@previous (B)
It's clear that Carlin has never considered religion and spirituality outwith philosemitism. The fool.

·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #373,927

@previous (F)
He was too busy counting his money to worry about considering anything like that.

·thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #373,928

@373,925 (B)
yeah I jus dont see how its worthy of a whole comedy monologue.

·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #373,930

@previous (thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c)

> yeah I jus dont see how its worthy of a whole comedy monologue.

> comedy monologue

That's what comedians do.

·thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #373,932

@previous (B)
its jus not funny

·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #373,933

@previous (thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c)
It's not funny to you. You're not funny.

·thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #373,934

@previous (B)
god is my comedian

·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #373,935

@previous (thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c)
Then you lead a life without laughter.

+Anonymous G — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #373,936

@373,934 (thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c)
Yeah I'm pretty sure everyone loves his sick jokes.

+Anonymous H — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,947

@373,920 (thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c)
some psychic you are..

·thepsychic !AiQkqOKm/c — 12.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,949

@previous (H)
loooool im so slow oh dear

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