Topic: Do you have a Valentine?
+Anonymous A — 12.6 years ago #32,413

If not, will you be mine?
+Dead !Pool..v42s — 12.6 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #373,366
I don't currently have one
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 12.6 years ago, 19 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,547
+Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,549
I might :)
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 12.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,556
·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,558
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Meow, 'sup bro?
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,559
No thanks, I'm good.
+Anonymous E — 12.6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,571
Mine married someone else.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,596
wheres gavin
b mine bby
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,625
<3anonymous c and deadpool
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,657
@373,558 (C)
I want your heart
+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,660
I have a good friend who I wanted to hook up with. Then she got creepy and I shut that shit down.
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,664
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Man, I've been the awkward participant in one of those friendships in the recent past.
+Anonymous H — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,668
@373,660 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Oh shit, you're a lesbian??? Oh wait, I already knew that. So what she do that creeped you out?
+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,673
I totally do!
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,678
@373,664 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Tell us more!
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,679
@373,668 (H)
Well, she was hitting on me in a very weird manner. Like she started showing me pics of herself in highschool in her softball uniform, and mentioning how butch she looked. Then she said that she had always wanted to cut her hair really short,and wear jeans and shit but society frowns on that. Then she said that she would had always been attracted to women but wouldn't do anything to hurt her relationship (she's married), but maybe her husband who's a cop would die in the line of duty. She said it bubbly, like "You never know!" And then when she was driving me home (after I cut the visit short) she started asking me about dildoes and if they were effective at pleasuring women.
A back story regarding this. She is a schizophrenic who is a rational, and religious capable woman, and a full time nurse when she's medicated. But her and her husband are trying to have a baby, so she has drastically cut down on her meds. While she had hit on me gently in the past while medicated, it wasnt in a manic, I might murder my husband way.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,680
@373,668 (H)
I just say that I'm gay enough.
·Anonymous H — 12.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,682
@373,679 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Schizophrenic with a cop for a husband. That would not have ended well. Looks like you made the right call.
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 12.6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,683
@373,678 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Meh, it was a girl who was amazing and I told her almost immediately I was gay/bi/wanted to date a tree. She had the most wonderful energy and personality, and I learned a decent amount of things about her, but I think I forgot to share, and was in a weird time in my life. She could tell that I was attracted to her, and when I got dosed on some psychadelics I ended up making a big fool of myself, yelling her name and such, and then yelled "Oh shit, She's NEVER gonna like me NOW!!!!" and then basically ran out of her life. I haven't talked to her since really, but who knows. Our paths may cross again. It was quite an experience, and I hope to never forget her.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,684
@373,682 (H)
I even asked her later, "Please dont tell Jonathon about this, he might come to my house with a gun". And she just laughed and said "I already told him, and he thinks its funny".
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,685
@373,683 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Will you ever see her again?
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,686
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Maybe if I start traveling again.
·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,690
@373,657 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
With some fava beans and a nice chianti?
·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,691
@373,685 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Morning Kookeh!
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,743
@previous (C)
Hello, ducks.
·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,744
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Ducks? Cats!
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,754
@373,743 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
im a duck yo
+Anonymous J — 12.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,756
I got my valentine right here.
*grabs dick*
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,767
@373,744 (C)
Hello my kitty
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,768
@373,754 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Yes. Yes you are.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,769
@373,756 (J)
Return to sender
·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,778
@373,767 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Meow Kookeh, how's things?
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,783
·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,790
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Good to hear it :)
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,795
@OP
Only if you cease use of that inferior image immediately.
+Anonymous L — 12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,829
@OP
my valentine's
+Anonymous M — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,841
I am currently single...believe it...or do not..
+Jim Mathis !!r/G5DUgDs — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,842
@OP
I've been married, divorced, and remarried dozens of times. I've had more valentines than you've had dix in your ass. I'm
pretty amazing.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #373,860
@373,795 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
F-FuckAlms?
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #373,893
@373,842 (Jim Mathis !!r/G5DUgDs)
I was hoping that was going to be Ron Swanson.
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