Topic: I'm killing myself
+Hello !KiTtY4Diw. — 12.5 years ago #32,376
With this post.
·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 39 seconds later[T] [B] #372,898
And now I'm Dead
+Anonymous B — 12.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #372,903
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I see what you did there.
How are you doing, Wade?
·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #372,966
@previous (B)
I'm doing pretty well actually. Started a job this week! Hooray modern day slavery!
I need to have a desire to better myself. I've been sober for a month, and am pretty happy about life in general.
+Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #372,967
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Hahahahha ahahahahahaa ahahaaahahahaa ahahhahahhahhhahahahahaahahahahaha aahhahahahahahaa ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha aahhaaahah ahaah.................. better yourself. Christian Universalism at its worst. Go kill yourself.
·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #372,971
@previous (Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs)
Like, to learn some kind of skill. I have no reason to better myself "morally"
·Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs — 12.5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #372,975
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
It's the same precept.
·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #372,978
@previous (Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs)
No. If I were to have a Moral desire, it would be because of a theistic driven want of betterment. I'm just bored, and I want to learn a skill so I can have a fall back plan for when the apocalypse hits.
·Anonymous B — 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #372,992
@372,966 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
That's great, bud. Glad to hear it. Wage slavery is sucky but there's nothing wrong with a honest day's work.
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
This raises an excellent question. What skills will be the most useful after the apocalypse?
@372,967 (Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs)
Just because you failed at all but failing in this life doesn't mean everyone is doomed to the same fate, untermensch.
·Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #372,995
@previous (B)
> using the term untermensch unironically to describe someone other than itself
Good'un.
·Anonymous B — 12.5 years ago, 37 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #372,997
@previous (Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs)
Sorry, I meant aspergian hypomale neofemale untermensch.
+Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #372,999
@previous (B)
> hypomale
Lol I see what you did there.
·Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs — 12.5 years ago, 13 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,000
@372,997 (B)
> ;_;
That's all I see from your petulant whining.
·Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs — 12.5 years ago, 38 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,001
@372,999 (D)
Sure you did proxymann. Bolstering your delusions of wittiness with sockpuppets. Now that is pathetic.
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,002
@previous (Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs)
Any time anyone says anything that agrees with something someone said that is against you they are a sockpuppet. You cannot handle criticism which is strange because nobody likes you. I would have thought you would be accustomed to that feeling by now.
·Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,004
@previous (D)
An echo-chamber which one goes your lengths to deny and create the illusion of being legitimate discourse doesn't constitute a valid body of criticism except in your schizoid fantasy-land of SCUM manifesto theses.
·Anonymous D — 12.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,006
@previous (Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs)
> An echo-chamber which one goes your lengths to deny and create the illusion of being legitimate discourse doesn't constitute a valid body of criticism except in your schizoid fantasy-land of SCUM manifesto theses.
Oh fuck it's like a fortune cookie written by meth.
·Anonymous B — 12.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,013
@373,000 (Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs)
Still not quite as petulant and whiny as your melodramatic threads where you make countless pledges to off yourself.
@previous (D)
> Oh fuck it's like a fortune cookie written by meth.
I would actually read fortune cookies written by addicts. Tweakers would be hit or miss though. I imagine occasionally they would be profound and show amazing insight into the world around us... and the rest would be about invisible bugs on their skin and conspiracies.
·Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs — 12.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,014
@previous (B)
Cogs, don't you have Bolshevist causes to lend your useful idiot ass to on twitter or something?
·Anonymous B — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,016
@previous (Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs)
> upset ·Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,017
@previous (B)
That was a sincere question out of sheer curiosity. Get a hold of yourself, you're impotently benign enough not to have any emotional impact on those of us actually sane.
·Anonymous B — 12.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,019
@previous (Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs)
> sane
> Autphag
Pick one and only one.
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,066
@372,898 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
DeadPool cannot die
Your argument is invalid
·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 12.5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #373,080
@372,992 (B)
Probably something like carpentry or something similar.
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Hello Kitty was dying.
Plus I die ALL THE TIME. I just have an awesome dream sequence and come back to life :>
·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 1.3 year later, 1.3 year after the original post[T] [B] #457,548
@373,066 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> DeadPool cannot die
> Your argument is invalid
I'm back
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 1.3 year after the original post[T] [B] #457,612
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
lol nice bump
·Anonymous B — 11.2 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1.3 year after the original post[T] [B] #457,620
@457,548 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
What is this necromancy?
·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1.3 year after the original post[T] [B] #457,632
@457,612 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I think it is
@previous (B)
exactly
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