Topic: When a cop is behind me in traffic I pretend I have a lot of drugs on me.
+Anonymous A — 12.6 years ago #32,233
To practice for the times I do have drugs on me. I still get nervous and my heart beats fast. :/
+Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #371,192
lolwtf
It helps if you take enough drugs that you forget you have drugs on you in the first place.
It helps if you take enough drugs that you forget you have drugs on you in the first place.
+Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #371,195
I can't do that for all the unregistered guns and illegal throwing stars I have in my car.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #371,196
·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #371,201
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #371,208
how do you act like u got tons of drugs on you
·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #371,210
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #371,217
@371,201 (B)
Lol
@371,208 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I try to be cool but it doesn't work.
@previous (C)
I hate that shit. You can't do anything about it either.
Lol
@371,208 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I try to be cool but it doesn't work.
@previous (C)
I hate that shit. You can't do anything about it either.
+Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 12.6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #371,230
Its funny, cause when cops are behind me they always assume I have drugs on me.
And they check me all the time.
And they check me all the time.
+Anonymous F — 12.6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #371,236
·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #371,255
·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 12.6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #371,270
·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #371,273
@previous (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
So whatever happened to the cougar djing stuff? Or what was it called? I forget.
So whatever happened to the cougar djing stuff? Or what was it called? I forget.
·Anonymous F — 12.6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #371,287
·Anonymous B — 12.6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #371,293
@previous (F)
> you're just a poser..
NOTE: Bert subsists entirely on a diet of Wendy's and Everclear. He has never worked out a day in his life but he can bench press more than his own body weight (estimated between 250-300lbs). He has not made love to a woman in over a decade, yet he still owns a memento from a past lover (one flannel tshirt) and is convinced it still smells like her and not a mix of his sweat and semen. He has smoked crack in the past 6 months and is an ex-smack addict. During one of the lowest points in his career, he gave a man oral sex for an armful of h and has regretted revealing this painful truth to the community because he's afraid people will think he's queer or that anyone cares beyond finding it hilarious. He makes offers of love (read as: threats of rape) and threats of violence (empty threats) to the community at large. Although he has problems holding down a job due to his alcoholism, he is convinced he will be a good provider for any/all females or MtF and FtM members of the board. He is 100% not a poser.
> you're just a poser..
NOTE: Bert subsists entirely on a diet of Wendy's and Everclear. He has never worked out a day in his life but he can bench press more than his own body weight (estimated between 250-300lbs). He has not made love to a woman in over a decade, yet he still owns a memento from a past lover (one flannel tshirt) and is convinced it still smells like her and not a mix of his sweat and semen. He has smoked crack in the past 6 months and is an ex-smack addict. During one of the lowest points in his career, he gave a man oral sex for an armful of h and has regretted revealing this painful truth to the community because he's afraid people will think he's queer or that anyone cares beyond finding it hilarious. He makes offers of love (read as: threats of rape) and threats of violence (empty threats) to the community at large. Although he has problems holding down a job due to his alcoholism, he is convinced he will be a good provider for any/all females or MtF and FtM members of the board. He is 100% not a poser.
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