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Topic: Hey Christfags

+Anonymous A12.6 years ago #32,228

So God can create an entire Universe, but can't create a book to explain it without inconsistencies, contradictions, and vague statements that lead to misinterpretations?

+Anonymous B12.6 years ago, 46 seconds later[T] [B] #371,154

There are none.

+Anonymous C12.6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 56 seconds after the original post[T] [B] #371,155

@OP
I don't think there are any Christfags here.

+Hello !KiTtY4Diw.12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #371,205

@previous (C)

> I don't think there are any Christfags here.

This

+Anonymous E12.6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #371,211

@OP

> So God can create an entire Universe, but can't create a book to explain it without inconsistencies, contradictions, and vague statements that lead to misinterpretations?

Sorry that you are too stupid to understand simple text, op.

+Anonymous F12.6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #371,213

It's not God's fault, he had shitty editors.

+Nautphagina !MLHqI35Srs12.6 years ago, 11 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #371,384

I'm not sure if the intelligence of someone like a God - not arguing for Christianity but just the idea of one generally - could be comprehensively or coherently encapsulated in a collection of shitty novellas written by unimaginative Isralites high on snuff.

+Anonymous H12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #371,396

@OP

Have you read the Bible?

+Anonymous I12.6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #371,403

god told them what to write, but the primitive fucks didnt even understand the concept of 90% of the shit we have now so they had to resort to word salad to get the message across, not to mention the hundreds of fuckups introduced by getting translated three times

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+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #371,404

god doesnt publish books or write books thru greedy weirdos

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #371,501

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
The Koran is a book, no?

·Anonymous C12.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #371,506

@371,404 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Mohammed was a greedy weirdo no?

·Anonymous B12.6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #371,511

@371,404 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
He writes books better through highway robbers?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #371,543

@371,501 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
what, do you think im a muslim

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #371,755

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
no, I think you're a crust punk.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc12.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #371,757

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
that sounds gross

+Anonymous L12.6 years ago, 19 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #371,885

"Atheism? People still believe in this shit?" - Satan.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12.6 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #372,009

@previous (L)
Satan drinks Spirte regarding all manners of religion.

+Anonymous M12.6 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #372,357

@371,511 (B)
If he did it'd probably turn out awesome

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