Topic: Why I do not play Mortal Kombat
+Anonymous A — 12.6 years ago #32,183
It is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #370,617
huh? its super hot. bunch of sluts in tiny outfits kickin each others asses
+Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 5 days later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #372,535
Fuck Mortal Kombat
None hotter than Chun Li
And Shao Kahns been a cheating little bitch
Since 1993
Shao Kahn you cheap-ass twat,
Let's see you play Street Fighter 2
That's where the real combat's at
Take of your helmet, pussy - Bison wears a Goddamn hat
Us Earthrealm peeps spell Kombat with a C.
You, and your entire Outworld shithole,
Has fucking shameful literacy.
Is it 'cause you spend all day taking cock and smokin' pole?
Even if you reach Bison you'll fill your pants with poo,
Look who straight up murdered him,
Akuma with the motherfuckin' Shun goku satsu.
Yes the screen went dim. No-one even had to say Finish Him.
Fight him Kahn,
You weakass scaredy cat
I'll be in Outworld
Balls deep in your wifes twat
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #372,585
+Anonymous D — 12.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #372,587
@372,535 (C)
QualityAutism/10, bud.
+Anonymous E — 12.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #372,748
I like it when smoke blows up the planet.
·Anonymous C — 12.6 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #373,541
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