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Topic: why Kano from Mortal Kombat's OK I guess

+Anonymous A12.6 years ago #32,182

He's not my fave
He's a thug, extortionist and theif
I could rant and rave
But at least he doesn't get high off beef.

What I'm saying is he's a cold-blooded killer
At least he's not Ermac.
And he takes pride in his killing, like Jack the Ripper
And he probably wouldn't inject a tic tac

He'd probably hurt Ermac for free
Even though I'd be willing to pay
Free's the best price for me.
But as Kano I never play

In the film he has charm
He's a fuckin' Aussie fruitloop
So you know he'll do you harm
He's crazy but not enough to eat his poop

I liked the sequel, Annihilation.
It's a guilty pleasure
Like masturbation
Or looting Shang Tsungs palace of it's treasure

Did I mention he's Australian?
That's awesome. I'd buy any Aussie a beer
Not Fosters. Oh and some Oxycodone
For the Aussie who told me "Get over heeeere!"

I was gonna anyways but that sealed the deal
Shame I won't meet Kano
He's not actually real
Shocking, I know.

But if I was him, it's what I'd want people to think
The authorities always giving him shit
A guy with robot arms
And a chick, who he hit

She broke his neck
He did say "gimme a break"
And now he's dead as feck
Unless it was a double a fake

I can't explain his motivation, maybe sexism?
Jace Hall explains it better
So time for some fucking plagiarism:

Nightwolf Rains Smoke on Jade
And then Baraka Stryker
Kano fights Sonya Blade
cause man he just don't like her

+Anonymous B12.6 years ago, 23 minutes later[T] [B] #370,580

@OP
Lol thanks for that.

+Anonymous C12.6 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #374,164

bump

+Anonymous D12.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #374,182

> people actually put effort into this

+Anonymous E12.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #374,190

@previous (D)
A quick google search shows that your mother's a whore.

·Anonymous D12.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #374,220

@previous (E)
that is of no surprise to anyone, but thanks for pointing out the obvious

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