TinyChan

I'd call him legion, for he is many
But I call him druggie 'cause he'll do any
More than even me
And I'm a walking pharmacy

I seen Ermac shooting up toxins,
Extracted from a motherfucking big Mac!
Never seen him eat one,, on account of all the crack
I've seen drug-ninja injecting a fucking tic tac

But his main love is crack,
He gets his funds from standing outside a school selling kids smack
While fiddling with his FUCKING BALL SACK!
Ermac you nonce, that's not on. In fact it's wack.

I've seen that guy outside the school,
Asking kids for anal AND THAT AIN'T COOL!
Underage sex? Do they still have animalities?
He needs a slow death via a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

It would have to maul him, eating is a last resort.
It would OD on all the drugs in ermacs bloodstream.
Ever seen a T-rex on acid and methamphetamine?
Rampaging through a shopping mall? I'd scream and scream.

Speilberg, you can use that for free in Jurassic Park four
I'd like money for it but you'd prob Jew me and spend it on a whore
And the lost world? Was such a fucking bore. You replaced Laura Dern with Julliane Moore!
Include Dern in four. Include Dern or I swear I will set you on fire and watch you burn.

The few minutes she was in three were bliss to me
And three was the one about dinosaur pee
Didn't you produce the first Transformers film, where bumblebee takes a pee?
Know what, fuck you, Jew, you ruined Transformers, along with more childhoods than nonce ninja, who drinks his own wee

Eskimo's drink wee, something to do with sharing shrooms
I should sell my piss, on the internet. It's not something I'd diss.
It's full of drugs, but I'm not nonce-ninja and my urine I'd not miss.
It's the absolute best, anyone for a sample, no, a taste test?

Oh and my mother said you, Mr Jewberg made ET and despite her awesome memory,
She says you made "That one about that retarded bloke" and can remember I didn't like it.
She doesn't know I'm writing racial slurs on her tablet, she prob assumes boners or sprite, it IS TC.
I told her this place is not for her, though if drinking sprite, who gives a shit?

And Jews are reptilian, apparently.
Like that hot mouse eating bitch from V.
Speilberg, I wouldn't, tap that, I only like women, preferably older than me,
Or aliens, especially blue ones, the anal probes are fun, if a little freaky

I dislike Ermac but he has psychokinetic powers, or maybe just thinks he does due to LSD
At the very least, retard strength on PCP
SO, as much as he needs castrating, old school style, no chemicals, he got so high off that tic tac,
He's the one ninja who can feel no pain, and British law is hard on guns, so this nonce I can't attack.

However, I told him bright red was a thing a ninja would wear so you really can't miss him.
I'm spreading the word. Shoot, just be sure he lives. Because not much prison rape in Britain,
Unless you're a nonce! Then you'll get beaten raped and bitten.
Lots of drugs in prison but not for child molesters, without his PCP his strength is missing.

If you're wondering why his eyes glow green,
He prob shot up pollonium 210, Russian spy killing shit.
Russian drugs are nice, like phenibut, used by cosmonauts
I advise using it before you take the shot, improve accuracy and insure he gets a funny butt

You know, from all the black cock he'll get,, from guys who ain't gay, just alpha.
Ermac's alpha, the leader of the pack. But not too alpha,
His pack are all children who he got hooked on smack
I spread the word about this nonce, Kimmo couldn't make me do that. And kimmo like young ass crack

I can't imagine Kimmo having the balls to leave the house, I miss the bulletins and shitlisting.
Stockholm syndrome, Stolkholm's in Sweden, either that or my Geography teachers were shit
I still dunno what a fucking comma splice is, yet I know of fisting.
Kook V autphag - epic fistfucking, a coup de gra. Man I'm high, got ethylphenidate, nearly time for a hit

I took German instead of French, so I may be talking shit but I read that coup de gra translates as....
Blow of mercy. It's only merciful if you're fighting a deviant.
Or is it short for blow job of mercy. cause I'd need a pity fuck after experiencing the brutality Kook has
She's pretty scary, though I mean it as a compliment

Those of you with Guns, hurt Ermac.
Speilberg I'll do myself IF HE FUCKS WITH MY JURASSIC PARK
My idea with the methed up T-Rex?
All yours, guy who writes those dinosaur stories (please do more, I love them. Put Ms Dern in there you've beaten the lost World in quality and should be a FUCKING BILLIONARE)

Apologies I just stopped rhyming
Drugs wore off, bad timing.
I just had to talk about the worlds worst ninja selling kids smack
And that's why I don't like Ermac

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@OP
Do Kano next.

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@previous (C)
Hahaha OK gotta get high first

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